Rb To Tell Prev They're Being So Brave Right Now And Pat Their Head A Little Please

I Know You Are, But What Am I?

Apathetic worm

Karina has once again attempted the "Try Not to Draw a Male Character Who's a Massive Slut" Challenge and has, once again, failed with flying colors.

i dont acknowledge luce's hot evil brother enough

OP, y'all good?

more stories where falling in love is a horrifying fate worse than death rather than a source of comfort and hope. more stories where love is understood as a terminal affliction.

Now, I'm sure most of us can agree that purposefully misremembering the names of media that our younger relatives are into is the ultimate form of psychic damage, but consider the equally funny alternative...

Purposely misremembering the names of media your OLDER relatives are into

"Wow, is this the Seinfelds?"

"You Watchin' the Friend show?"

"Is that that Buffer the Vampire thing?"

On this newest episode of "Opinions from a Guy No One Asked", we have...

MY PERSONAL FAVORITE GOOSEBUMPS COVERS!

Just so we're clear, this is just ranking the covers, not the stories themselves, as I have not read all of them...

Say Cheese and Die!

The first great cover, in my opinion.

Night of the Living Dummy

Genuinely Creepy...

Return of the Mummy

It looks like the mummy farted in his tomb, and I think that's very funny.

Attack of the Mutant

Yo, when are we getting Masked Mutant vs. Ghastly Grinner?

Monster Blood III

I swear I've had those shoes.

The Horror at Camp Jellyjam

I've met people exactly like this at summer camp.

The Headless Ghost

I love how, despite the Victorian clothes, he still has an unequivocally 90s haircut.

The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena

This is just my grandparents when they come down from up north.

Egg Monsters from Mars

I mean...It doesn't really look expired, so...I might still try it.

How to Kill a Monster

Big Grassy Paws.

Attack of the Jack-O'-Lanterns

Sigh, I wish I were as cool as that pumpkin-headed dog...

Calling All Creeps!

Just a couple of cards...

Chicken Chicken

Reminds me of the ending to Freaks[1932].

The Blob That Ate Everyone

WET n VEINY

The Curse of Camp Cold Lake

This might be my favorite one, actually.

The Haunted School

Those eyes...

Werewolf Skin

There's a non-zero chance this awoke something in someone. good for them.

I Live in Your Basement!

Oh, that's gore. That's gore on my Goosebumps cover.

OP respectfully fuck that noise. I'm now going to start posting like a Shonen protagonist just to spite you, because if I don't fight for the ones I love, then who else will I be fighting for?! If the world is full of darkness, then I guess I'll have to spend the rest of my life bringing as much light as possible...

no more “everything is about love” posts. we all need to start posting like cheesy jrpg villains. this world is full of darkness without end….

This is why the phrase “lurk more” was invented, I’m pretty sure.

I can't be the only one who's afraid of entering the communities because I feel like I'm gonna end up like this

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

I have coined a new term known as "The Scrappy Effect" for whenever a creator and/or reviewer makes such a widespread case for why they hate something(i. e. a character, a work of fiction, etc.) that it convinces basically everyone after them that the thing in question was always terrible.

This may also be known as "The Bat Credit Card Effect".

do we think blond men are born evil or does some tragic event occur with all of them in their formative years