jaxonthebox
He/Him. Hetero-Biromantic. The Most Neuro That's Ever Been Diverged, You'll Be in Awe of This Tism.
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On this newest episode of "Opinions from a Guy No One Asked", we have...
MY PERSONAL FAVORITE GOOSEBUMPS COVERS!
Just so we're clear, this is just ranking the covers, not the stories themselves, as I have not read all of them...
Say Cheese and Die!
The first great cover, in my opinion.
Night of the Living Dummy
Genuinely Creepy...
Return of the Mummy
It looks like the mummy farted in his tomb, and I think that's very funny.
Attack of the Mutant
Yo, when are we getting Masked Mutant vs. Ghastly Grinner?
Monster Blood III
I swear I've had those shoes.
The Horror at Camp Jellyjam
I've met people exactly like this at summer camp.
The Headless Ghost
I love how, despite the Victorian clothes, he still has an unequivocally 90s haircut.
The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena
This is just my grandparents when they come down from up north.
Egg Monsters from Mars
I mean...It doesn't really look expired, so...I might still try it.
How to Kill a Monster
Big Grassy Paws.
Attack of the Jack-O'-Lanterns
Sigh, I wish I were as cool as that pumpkin-headed dog...
Calling All Creeps!
Just a couple of cards...
Chicken Chicken
Reminds me of the ending to Freaks[1932].
The Blob That Ate Everyone
WET n VEINY
The Curse of Camp Cold Lake
This might be my favorite one, actually.
The Haunted School
Those eyes...
Werewolf Skin
There's a non-zero chance this awoke something in someone. good for them.
I Live in Your Basement!
Oh, that's gore. That's gore on my Goosebumps cover.
This is why the phrase “lurk more” was invented, I’m pretty sure.
I can't be the only one who's afraid of entering the communities because I feel like I'm gonna end up like this
casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now
rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please
Alright Everyone! It's time for another Self-Actualization post!
Here are my "Just Like Me FR FR" Characters
This might be a terrible idea, but fuck it, we ball.
Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory
-Definitely talented, but thinks WAY too highly of himself
-Has a habit of awkward phrasing and delivery.
Jimmy Olsen from DC Comics
-Constant state of arrested development
-Utter inability to take things seriously
Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil
-Quips to mask what might be a buttload of trauma
-Speaks out loud when he probably shouldn't(What The-!)
Peter Parker/Spider-Man from Marvel Comics
-Most in the element while being DEEPLY unserious
-The eternal weight of the world
The Entire Student Council from Kaguya-sama
-Eternal Overthinker Supreme
-Today's hyperfixation of the day is...!
Michael Afton from Five Nights at Freddy's
-Tormented from things he did years ago that no longer reflect him
-Being way too deep in the lore to ever leave
Kirito from Sword Art Online Abridged
-Terminal douchebag syndrome, but is slowly trying to get better
-An eerie resemblance to my own relationship with my sister.
Now, I'm sure most of us can agree that purposefully misremembering the names of media that our younger relatives are into is the ultimate form of psychic damage, but consider the equally funny alternative...
Purposely misremembering the names of media your OLDER relatives are into
"Wow, is this the Seinfelds?"
"You Watchin' the Friend show?"
"Is that that Buffer the Vampire thing?"
Well, I really enjoyed doing my first list-post before. So, I figured I'd do it again, but with something slightly more embarrassing.
Here are my TOP 10 FICTIONAL CRUSHES(In No Particular Order)
Erza Scarlet from Fairy Tail
Scorpia from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
Marin from Link's Awakening
Palutena from Kid Icarus
Lola Pop from ARMS
Sundry Sidney from A Starstruck Odyssey
Doreen Green/Squirrel Girl from Marvel Comics
Kasane Teto
Mae Borowski from Night in the Woods
Giovanni Potage from Epithet Erased
If I'd been around 66mya I could have protected dromaeosauridae. they'd be my loyal soldiers by now. they'd love and revere me.
I've never made a post like this, but I've had the thought of doing it for a while, so here goes nothing...
These are all the webcomics I'm currently reading!(And why I think you might like them!)
Fantasy High by Dimension 20 & Denaseey
I'm a huge fan of Dropout, and especially Dimension 20. Now, there's an accessible version of the first campaign that pretty much anyone can read and enjoy. from what's been released so far, It's definitely an abridged version of the story, so don't expect it to hit every single point of the campaign. However, it's still a great version of the story. High recommend if you're a fan of the series or just D&D in general.
Clown Corps by Joe Chouinard
This is everything a guy, gal or etc could ask for in a clown-based action series. It's exciting, it's hilarious, and it gets surprisingly deep in the further you get into it (the standard process for most webcomics). If you love clowns, I cannot recommend this enough.
Yellow Brick Ramble by Daisy McGuire
I've always loved the classic Oz books (Or at least the first 3), so I was already sold on a series that took the trans subtext of Ozma and just removed the sub- prefix. However, what I didn't expect was how genuinely close the writing feels to the original story. I'm being genuine when I say there were certain points where I paused reading and went "Wait...Was that from the book?" And, I gotta say, if you're writing for Oz is so good that I genuinely can't tell what's original and what's from L. Frank Baum himself, I'd say you did a pretty good job. High recommend if you love the original books.
Emmy the Robot by Dominic Cellini
This is my current favorite webcomic. Full-stop. I'm a massive fan of robots, and this comic scratches that itch so hard that it's become a rash. The entire atmosphere of it, from the characters to the story, gives me such a warm feeling that I haven't felt since I was a kid. It feels like the lost Pixar movie I've never seen but's always been with me. I might be overselling it a bit, but the point still stands that I love it. The only minor nitpick I might have is it takes a little bit to get to the real conflict, since the first 50 issues, give or take, are mostly just setup and slice-of-life. Though, I personally don't mind that. Huge recommend for pretty much everyone. If it doesn't seem interesting to you, I don't know what to say, man. Can't help you...
So...How'd I do?
OP, I wish I knew your bliss.
i'm so glad tiktok didn't exist when I was in high school I would not have survived those influencers
OP, I first read this as you saying she would do all that IF you fixed all your problems, and I'm sorry, but I think that was funnier.
I think if she pulled me into a bathroom, pressed me against the wall and started kissing me it’d fix all my problems actually
Okay...I have a lot of thoughts about the SInder situation, being a now-former huge fan, but I'll just get one of my major thoughts out of the way...
I see a lot of people say things like "Well, what did you expect from being a fan of an influencer" or some other thing, but to me, that just feels hugely demoralizing.
I get that we're upset at her being a huge scumbag, but saying shit like "Welp, that's what I get for caring" is just cope. You're allowed to crash out in this scenario. I give you my personal permission.
There are plenty of truly nice and kind vtubers out there. The number of them crashing out right now is enough proof of that, at least for me. And even they're feeling bad for investing so much of their time in being friends with her.
She did an awful thing and made all of us feel bad for caring about her. Fuck. That.
Feel bad that she made it impossible to care.
Don't ever feel bad about the act of caring itself.
Don't ever feel bad about caring. Please.
happy to report that gen α is using ‘Elon Musk’ as a derogative as of recent
Was it the eye-socket thing? It was probably the eye-socket thing...
I managed to lose 17 followers tonight so I'm pretty happy about that
Not living is what they want you to do. Continue living to spite them.
i literally can not be alive in this world anymore
do we think blond men are born evil or does some tragic event occur with all of them in their formative years
HE'S SO CUTE!!!11!!1!11 😩😩😩😩 /shows everyone a rotting corpse
Apparently boomer Democrats are having meltdowns over a gen-z progressive who is primarying an 80 year old Democrat because she "went on trans podcasts" and wore a Charizard kigurumi
Saying this here and now before anyone else...
Legends Z-A needs a Kalosian form for Comfey that's spelled "Comfeut" and is based on a bouquet.
*Spikes you directly onto the pressure plate.*
Oh my god...
Is this why Peach's always in another castle?
Princess Peach was really just like “my castle is gonna be a weird museum with maybe some living quarters tucked away somewhere but mostly just magic portals to battlefields and slides” and everybody was like yeah you beautiful binch go ahead