Latest Posts by jaxonthebox - Page 2

This level of intellect in actually pretty high for Tesla dick-riders, all things considered.

Random event from last year that I think now may be a metaphor

we should form systems which incentivize behavior but if that behavior ends up being negative i think we still did a pretty damn good job. there will be statues

Enough of this "Last night was a movie", We need to get more esoteric. How 'bout last night was an AMV? Last night was a YouTube Poop? Last night was a creepypasta reading? Last night was an OC animatic? Last night was a FNAF SFM?

Miku suit😳

Yes I did mean to call it my website. I've been here since 2011 I'm sure I've gotten pretty high on the line of succession by now

OP respectfully fuck that noise. I'm now going to start posting like a Shonen protagonist just to spite you, because if I don't fight for the ones I love, then who else will I be fighting for?! If the world is full of darkness, then I guess I'll have to spend the rest of my life bringing as much light as possible...

no more “everything is about love” posts. we all need to start posting like cheesy jrpg villains. this world is full of darkness without end….

Come back to me when it's the super Mario brothers sisters. I mean, the super mario sisters. Come back when super mario brothers matio and luigi are super mario sisters. Return to me when it is super mario and super luigi are sisters. Super Mario super sisters. Come back when the sisters an be them. Come back. Make them girls.

OP, y'all good?

more stories where falling in love is a horrifying fate worse than death rather than a source of comfort and hope. more stories where love is understood as a terminal affliction.

Huh…Now, what do I make of this?

@nero-the-dumbass @annahmiraculousmillenium

You’re stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery how safe are you

I’m 50/50 alastor might not kill me but I’m annoying so he might

Tagging : @akemiozawa @twsted-princess @twst-nadira-oc @ellovett @crazyyanderefangirlfan @celiica @achy-boo @cutiecrpze @mimitwst and anyone else who wants to join

Best of luck

No, see, that's what we're saying. You reached this level of evil BECAUSE of his absence. That's why you succeeded. He was holding back your evil potential.

Man, Women are pretty cool. I wish I could, like...draw them or something, y'know?

As a slightly below-average person, I can confirm, also this. I'm here to conquer Mt. Everest, not let it conquer me.

I may be biased bc I’m taller than 99.8% of people, but I think when you see an attractive tall woman instead of going “awooga big woman I want her to rail me” you should go “wow she’s tall, I want to bend her over and make her squirm”

nonono...He's right.

I don't appreciate this slander, Wade.

Bald

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

reblog this and put in the tags what kind of content you watch on youtube

I decided to play through a bit of Undertale to usher in the new year. Once I made it a certain distance through Waterfall, I checked the time on my phone and realized that I would be able to make it to the castle view just before midnight. Honestly, I can’t think of a better way to take in the new year than taking in this view.

Maybe I can take this as a sign of hope. Maybe, despite this journey being…strange, heartbreaking, downright comical, and even a little scary…maybe things will work out. Maybe things will finally be better. They may not finally be perfect, but they’ll be in a better place than they were yesterday…and the day after that…and the day after that. Sure, we’re far from the end of the journey, but we’ve already come this far. So, what’s stopping us from seeing it through? You can see it right in front of you. It may be far away, but it’s there... It’s real.

So I’m not giving up hope. Not yet. Not any time soon. I’ll keep fighting. I’ll act on my goals. And I’ll spare some time for others…

I’ll stay determined.

I'm sorry, but are you implying that those are two different things?

My posts about women with guns never do as well as my posts about women doing gay sex. What is wrong with today's youth

Karina has once again attempted the "Try Not to Draw a Male Character Who's a Massive Slut" Challenge and has, once again, failed with flying colors.

i dont acknowledge luce's hot evil brother enough

"oh i really love xyz character-" really? outside the context of shipping?

Guys. Let's be honest...If this were official...there would NOT be the same outrage that there was for Jax.

i wanted to make her more ragdolly

i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

Okay, but genuinely...I feel like the effect is gonna last WAY longer than this episode. You look at the end of the episode and you can see in the background that Ragatha's still out of it. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if she's still under by the time the next episode rolls around. I mean, it's pretty likely, since Goose has confirmed that the next one's gonna be about her.

Guys I just gotta point smth out,,

That stuff made her high as a kite for the ENTIRE WORK DAY. And it was just a little bit. IN HER EYE. How powerful is that stuff??? And what happened to the npc who ate a whole sandwich full of the stuff??? They must've just died

What was Caine thinking even putting it in in the first place???

Wanna bet it was Bubble who suggested to add the drug juice as a condiment xD

Okay...Third Comic...We need to spread this.

It's not even because I like Iono that much as a character. My desire to let this spread out into the rest of the internet comes down to two factors:

This has the potential to be the new Super Crown, right down to the fact that it was drawn by the original artist for Bowsette.

It will let Magnemite reach the same level of infamy as Hypno, Vaporeon & Typhlosion in the ranks of Pokémon that are otherwise normal but have been ruined in one way or another.

Never in my life have I had such a desire to spread something so potentially cursed. I insist we see no less than than THREE fanarts of your favorite PokeWaifus being Ionoized.

PRAISE BE IONOIZATION!

Triple Iono comics!

Wine, Contempt, Pathology...

Witchcraft, Wisdom, Death...

Sorry, but the only reliable news source is Destiel Confession Memes and you can't convince me otherwise.

Dragon What?

I'm dragon

Also Priest is the father of both Fashionable Girl and Policewoman. Psychopath is his brother.

Horror game where the main cast is from a different genre of horror each.

I like to think the reason Awkward Man and Detective look the same is because they're played by the same actor in the meta-narrative.

Horror game where the main cast is from a different genre of horror each.

You'd like that, wouldn't you farmer boy?

I bet you wish you were in a red barn being fed oats. Horse.