Sevika: Remeber When You Didn’t Try To Solve All Your Problems With Attempted Murder?

Caitlyn: You’re right.

Vi: Wow! That’s an unusual phrase for you. Did… did you just learn it?

Jayce: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Viktor: Jayce, you don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.

Jayce: Duly noted.

Nancy: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Steve: Certainly, I’m as sure as I am honest

Robin: In that case, we’re definitely lost.

Kara: You love me, right, Lena

Lena: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

Caitlyn: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It’s terrible for the environment.

Singed: *in the shadows* Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly. And I have a couple spare ones already. Look at you helping me save the environment and even better helping me save money. Thank you.

Caitlyn: That’s not what I- Never mind. Go crazy.

Jayce: I turned out perfectly fine.

Viktor: Jayce, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Jayce: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN.

*Jayce and Viktor entering a dive bar*

Viktor: Look I know you’re disappointed but could we at least have a drink.

Jayce, in scuba diving suit: I would like to leave please.

Viktor: I just don’t understand why you would wear something like that.

Jayce: YOU DIDNT CLARIFY WHAT THE DRESS CODE WAS FOR OUR LITTLE OUTING. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A SCUBA SUIT IN MY SIZE! I AM A BIG MAN VIKTOR! NO YOU EMBARRASSED ME AND THE SUIT IS RIDING AND ITS GIVING ME THIS WEIRD RASH-

Viktor: Alright we are leaving. Me and my big mouth.

Enid: Okay, help me please!

Wednesday: Got two words for you.

Enid: I bet they won’t be helpful.

Wednesday: Your problem.

Enid: I was right.

Robin: What do you call a fish with no eye?

Nancy, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons.

Robin: …

Robin: Fsh.

Caitlyn: Go to hell!

Jinx, tearing up: I wish I could.