Robin: What Do You Call A Fish With No Eye?

Jinx: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Caitlyn: You people already know too much about me.

Vi: I know exactly three things about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

Sevika: There are no more swear words in this house. If one is said you will have to deal with the boss.

Powder/Jinx: Heck.

Sevika: You’re on thin fucking ice kid.

Silco: …

Sevika: Dammit.

Jayce: Question. When they shot Bambi’s mother, did you find that a sad moment … at all?

Viktor: I’m sure she’s mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

Arcane as Breaking Bad quotes part: 1

Jinx: No store in town sells a plastic bin big enough for a body.

Vi: I don’t suppose you could buy two bins?

Jinx: I don’t suppose you could kiss my ass?

Jayce, holding in his laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Viktor: A glass of water is an inanimate object.Therefore, it’s incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. Like you in more ways than one.

Jayce: …

Jayce: Water you doing?

Jayce: I’m 10 times funnier and sexier than you.

Viktor: 10 times 0 is still 0 though.

Jayce: Jokes on you I can’t do math.

Enid: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Wednesday: I do have a sense of humor you know.

Enid: I’ve never heard you laugh before.

Wednesday: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.

Robin: Just a heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and it will become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.

Nancy: What did you do?

Robin: IT WAS A MISTAKE!

Vi: You’re giving me a sticker?

Caitlyn: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”

Vi: I’m not a preschooler.

Caitlyn: Fine, I’ll take it back-

Vi: I earned this, back off!

Jayce, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me.

Vi: It’s cause your posture is all wrong and those shoes were made for smaller feet. We just need a bigger size.

Viktor, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK

Caitlyn rubbing her temples and sighing: What have I done to deserve this? Please tell me.

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Caitlyn: GET OUT OF MY CLOSET. ALL OF YOU! NOW!