Atton Rand Does Have A Knack For Getting Into Trouble. 

Vampire Academy Characters In Quarantine

-Lissa: Reads all the latest research papers and makes a lovely speech recommending all Moroi practice social distancing. Is struggling to maintain a solid work/life balance. 

-Christian: Makes terrible jokes to cheer Lissa up, and ensures she doesn’t forget to eat food, drink blood, and get some sleep.

-Rose: Is going crazy from being in quarantine and feels pissed she can’t kill this motherfucking virus. 

-Dimitri: Spars with Rose to help with her frustration and is learning to knit. His first knitting project is a scarf for his mother. 

-Mia: Is paranoid that she’s going to get the virus even though Moroi are immune, and prays REALLY hard that a vaccine is coming ASAP even though she’s not normally religious. 

-Abe: Is secretly funneling some of his money to help research a cure and/or a vaccine for the virus. 

Bad Ancient Rome Joke

Lissa Dragomir: So what do Mark Antony, Julius Caesar, and Cleopatra have in common?

Rose Hathaway: Threesome!

Lissa Dragomir: Can you honestly not take ANYTHING seriously?!

Rose Hathaway: It wouldn’t be as fun if I did. 

You tell him Rose!

Jesse: whatever you say, slut

Rose: ouch, oooh, such an insult. Let me know when you come up with something creative to call me, you sack of poorly packaged horseshit

This is so accurate!

me *submitting a paper 5 minutes before the due date without proofreading it *: alea iacta est

Can I Copy Your Homework? Vampire Academy Edition

I got this idea from incorrect roman quotes, and decided it was too funny NOT to post. 

I’ll help you with it! : Lissa Dragomir

Yeah, sure: Eddie Castile, Jill Mastrano

Bold of you to assume I did the homework: Mason Ashford

Um, no: Mia Rinaldi

 Wait. We had homework? : Rose Hathaway

 *read at 5:55 pm*: Jesse Zeklos

She was totally ok with Antinous, unlike the rest of Rome. 

One strange roman “family” (from left to right): Antinous (two on the left side), Hadrian, Sabina

Bastila is hilarious!

Can I Copy Your Homework? Mass Effect Andromeda Edition

I’ll Help You With It: Vetra Nyx, Lexi T’Perro

Yeah, Sure: Jaal Ama Darav, Gil Brodie, Suvi Anwar

Bold of You to Assume I Did the Homework: Peebee

LOL, Nope: Drack, Cora Harper

Wait, We Had Homework: Liam Kosta

Read at 5:55 P.M.: Alec Ryder, Kallo Jath (He read your message, but forgot to reply)

Fascinating.

Ancient ruins in Volterra, Italy

Can I Copy Your Homework? Fruits Basket Edition

I’ll Help You With It: Yuki Sohma (Unless You’re Kyo), Hatori Sohma

Yeah, Sure: Hatsuharu Sohma, Kisa Sohma, Momiji Sohma, Ritsu Sohma (Apologizes Loudly for Any Errors on His Homework)

Bold Of You To Assume I Did the Homework: Saki Hanajima, Shigure Sohma, Ayame Sohma

LOL, Nope: Arisa Uotani, Hiro Sohma, Kyo Sohma (Unless You’re Tohru)

Wait, We Had Homework: Tohru Honda

Read at 5:55 P.M. Akito Sohma, Isuzu “Rin” Sohma (Her Cell Phone is never on)