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JFK’s hair is impossible to draw
Imagine if JFK was real😔
Binged clone high and now I’m obsessed
yall we gotta put some respect on emperor wu zetians name. my girl was the only female emperor of china like fucking EVER and all anyone ever talks about is queen elizabeth i or cleopatra or something. like. i LOVE THEM but they did not girlboss their way into role the way wu zetian did. my memory is a little bit fuzzy but i THINK that she somehow masterminded her way into power. anyways my queen wu zetian you will always be famous and people will end up being obsessed with you like i was
Started watching Cleopatra in Space and now guess who I ship ;DDD
Yes, I understand the Divine Comedy is all about Dante being upset about being exiled from Florence, Italy, but I can still be salty about him shitting on my favs (Cleopatra, Odysseus). The slut shaming of a political leader who slept with only two men (who FYI both slept with way more people) is disgusting!
DNI if you’re going to blather on about how “important” his work is.
Bad Ancient Rome Joke
Lissa Dragomir: So what do Mark Antony, Julius Caesar, and Cleopatra have in common?
Rose Hathaway: Threesome!
Lissa Dragomir: Can you honestly not take ANYTHING seriously?!
Rose Hathaway: It wouldn’t be as fun if I did.
Fulvia and Cleopatra
How the men chronicling history saw them:
-catfight over Mark Antony, Fulvia pining after Antony until she died
How they really interacted:
Fulvia: That Octavian guy is a manipulative twerp, so don’t trust him. I’m praying to Fortuna and Minerva you kick his ass into next week. It’ll make dying in exile worth it.
Cleopatra: I’d be willing to do that for you. Don’t worry about Antyllus and Jullus. I’ll look after them.
Fulvia: Oh, and just as a warning. Marcus snores louder than a herd of elephants.
Mark Antony: I don’t snore!
Fulvia and Cleopatra: Yes, you do!
Awesome fanart of Marcus Antonius a.k.a Mark Antony, Cleopatra, and Octavian.
I‘ve been designing the good ancient gang
Damn, this is both hilarious and accurate.
If the Romans and Friends Had Outgoing Voice Messages Part 2
Cleopatra: You have reached 1-800 That Bitch, and this is a message to let SOMEBODY (Antony) know that if he so much as TRIES to steal my takeout this time I will stab him in the eye
Octavia: Before you begin your message I'd like to apologize for anything my brother has done to provoke you, I am not responsible for him
Cicero: You have reached the only voice of reason left in this hellhole, please leave a message.
Agrippa: Marcus Agrippa, please leave a message. Sorry I can't come to the phone right now but I literally never have a moment free *depressed laugh*
A gruesome, but excellently drawn art of Mark Antony dying in Cleopatra’s arms.
Antony and Cleopatra
LOL. This is hilarious.
If the Romans and Friends Made YouTube Videos
Caesar: How NOT to Invade Britain
Antony: My Trip to Egypt (Gone Sexual)
Brutus: I Stabbed a Guy?? (EMOTIONAL)
Cassius: You Won't BELIEVE What I Convinced My Friend to Do (SOMEBODY DIED) (NOT Clickbait)
Cleopatra: Doing My Eye Makeup While I Prepare for War
Octavian: I Inherited an Empire (RIP Uncle Julius)
Pompey: We're Not Bros Anymore (GONE WRONG) (GONE VIOLENT)
Hell yes.
what people think cleopatra dressed like:
What Cleopatra actually dressed like:
Because Gods forbid a feminine woman is an accomplished leader.
I’m just gonna leave this here
History wants so badly for Cleopatra to be beautiful. Like they can’t conceive of Rome being intimidated by anything less
