If there is frosting or ice cream on the cake take your utensil(s) and carefully scrape off along with sprinkles or any add-ons then eat the add-ons first, then frosting / ice cream, then wash it down with the baked part and a beverage of choice.
(Context: my bestfriend is a heathen and eats his cake the wrong way and we're arguing how normal people should eat cake, neurodivergent tumblr pls come in clutch for me here)
Please potato, work
Captain’s Log, April 5th, 2063. The voyage of the Phoenix was a success, again. The alien ship detected the warp signature and is on its way to rendezvous with history.
STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT (1996) dir. Jonathan Frakes
Thank youuu
Omg I saw the post on insta where you hid tiny snakes in crowley's pic (or I think it was you not 100% sure*
Has anyone ever heard of ' Cargo '?
It's a zombie (like) movie where a father has to search for a safe place for his infant daughter
The end made me cry 😭
Loved it ∞/10
*deep inhale* SEXUAL TENSION AT ITS FINEST.
Making edits is so fun
Aye aye!
hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?
i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her
1967 TV set ad
THIS
We are nearing an anniversary here on tumblr a ten year anniversary, this April 1st marks a decade since the GREAT MISHAPOCALPYS
and I think we should honor this momentous occasion but repeating it but not just here everywhere, twitter,insta,tictok, Reddit,
now you may ask why I would insite such a thing the simple answer is I feed on chaos I would thrive in it
so to sum it up
on April fools day I think we should all change our icons to this
Please repost