THIS

I open Twitter for less than a second.

I don’t know who made this, but I’d like as many people as possible to see it

Saw the new GOTG movie

I cried Putain de mère buckets

My favourite part of The Hobbit was when Thorin, after waiting decades to reclaim his homeland, abdicates the crown to Fíli less than a month after killing Azog and spends the rest of his life in the Shire as malewife to a rich, eccentric halfling

The muffin man?

do you know the muffin man?

The muffin man?

If there is frosting or ice cream on the cake take your utensil(s) and carefully scrape off along with sprinkles or any add-ons then eat the add-ons first, then frosting / ice cream, then wash it down with the baked part and a beverage of choice.

(Context: my bestfriend is a heathen and eats his cake the wrong way and we're arguing how normal people should eat cake, neurodivergent tumblr pls come in clutch for me here)

I decided to take a shot at making myself a (sorta) PADD

Yesn't

More polls!! Another redo!

I'm curious!

i desperately want to be shirtless in summer but i’ve got these breasts that i don’t want 😭

Submitted May 13, 2023