Vulcans Are Just Weirdly Tall Autistic People

"The miserable have no other medicine / but only hope"

Shakespeare, Measure for Measure

Spock, Star Trek Beyond (kelvin time line)

I would rather die than pick one.

Bert & Ernie (Sesame Street) VS Kirk & Spock (Star Trek)

time to over analyze

Okay, so in the Vulcan culture, hand holding / touching is considered to be shared ONLY between lovers, this is because Vulcans' are Touch telepaths and very sensitive. And what are Kirk and Spock doing? Holding hands sharing something that would ONLY be shared between married couples and / or lovers. And I am very convinced that Kirk is aware of that. So over all

THE ARE IN LOVE

I just added q book to my small but growing Neil Gaiman collection

" Murder mysteries "

If there is frosting or ice cream on the cake take your utensil(s) and carefully scrape off along with sprinkles or any add-ons then eat the add-ons first, then frosting / ice cream, then wash it down with the baked part and a beverage of choice.

(Context: my bestfriend is a heathen and eats his cake the wrong way and we're arguing how normal people should eat cake, neurodivergent tumblr pls come in clutch for me here)

Just remembered I have Tumblr

*intese sobbing*

For Anton

Smash. Next question.

priest misha part 2

ok so apparently TERFs believe that when we say something along the lines of "reblog this post to turn everybody trans by 2050" that we're actually serious.

anyway reblog this post to turn everybody trans by 2050