Teenage Fashion Model and her Boyfriend
okay I miss them what freaking ever
sleeping beauty
I'm so happy to see them again...
this is the future liberals want
if you have any other posts of this kind please send them to me
abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao
Credits to kiibosknees on Insta for the templates
so I (26 M) have somehow gotten a curse where the phrase 'you are what you eat' is very literal. I dont know how I got it, but I blame my boyfriend. I was a potato for a while, then a carrot, and then I was a pig. I was fine with the different forms, but ah, you see, I'm a vegetarian, and my pig form is really embarrassing. So, i tricked my boyfriend (28 M) into signing a contract that gave me rights to his soul, and then I tricked him into going into what was a juicing machine, and then.. well, I ate his soul. He's not too mad at me, but others are saying that that's not great thing to do to your boyfriend and so now I’m worried. am I actually the asshole in this situation?
Update: oh shoot I forgot to make a throwaway account for this
Update 2: i have suddenly grown very many eyes. I think this is karma
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comments:
iaccount: wait, you ate a pig?? what happened to peace love and plants?
scarrrred4life: I trick people into selling me their souls all the time. NTA
gman: oops sorry about that haha
tekvariety: LMAO deserved