Role reversal au where everything is the same except Ralph was head of the choir n Jack was just that random kid lmfao
I honestly think they would’ve gotten off island at that first ship, and not bc all of the choir boys would’ve listened to him, but enough of them would yk
Ralph would walk up but instead of being all, “ok we had our aura moment, take off ur capes now” he’d have alr had them undressed so evb is just like oh. More kids. LMFAO
Would Jack be sm more of a brat bc no one’s listening to him? Ofc but yk. He’s just a guy atp
Edit: just realized that if everything was the same, Jack would still be chief. So um, that’s fucking changing too, bc Jack is NOT charismatic like that to have won without support, mf didn’t even win with support lmfao
also I think I’m a big ‘ole liar and will be writing a fic abt Peter first. Ty mootie ask, I’ve been reintroduced to my love for Peter’s barely controlled resentment
not my usual tweet but tech week is sparking back my drive to draw bc im there so long n need to stimulate my mind with happiness before i get lost in the 6 hour dread
so, hey, I draw as well as read! wow who could’ve guessed, the sapphic tumblr user draws
when I log onto tumblr I become katg12liko, so getting a mutual’s post abt theatre obliterated my escapism high. y is my irl life here get me out 🐲
invading your inbox once again
do you think that piggy was bitter and resented ralph for constantly abandoning him (even later in the book when piggy was his right hand man)
YES! yes I really do, and I’d even go so far as to say he is a little pretentious in that nerdy little kid way, so he already doesn’t like most everyone
but that’s the thing, he’s so anti-emotional bc he’s focused on surviving that it’ll never be enough to ever make him turn on Ralph bc he needs him as a talking piece yk, but I’d definitely say so
If we’re being really honest, I don’t view anyone on this island as friends LMFAOOOOOOO
I just think that’s a boring approach tho so I disregard the obvious tension in every relationship and make them a big happy family
but yes Peter fucking hates that guy ac, in my mind he compliments and supports Ralph bc he can’t have him lose hope or else he’s damned too
I think this interpretation also makes sense with the whole intellect thing, bc I don’t think Golding meant to say logic will always be beat out when shit hits the fan, but more so it won’t be enough. But to have that statement, Peter had to have achieved something or have been effective for a short instance, and I think getting Ralph to fully believe in himself, Peter as a friend, and keep fighting was his achievement. It’s a fairly impressive one too, considering how weak Ralph is lmfao
I’ve been laying on the jalph stance pretty thick so I feel the need to clarify that I am so chill abt shipping guys
Ik im a fake jalph truther ik but like i can also see them as friends or in other ships or whatever else like this blog is welcome to most all relationship n just individual interpretations of the boys alr im not strict im just very passionate abt my tweets lmfao
pls if u have thoughts or requests that differ from mine do share with the class, the class loves diversity n evbs opinions
NO LIKE INAPPROPRIATE THINGS THO
should be obvious but it’s the scary big bad world of the internet so pls don’t be creepy, they’re 12
worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard
Would Jack own a cyber truck? Jesus H Christ I horrify myself with these foul ponderments
can you do an analysis of Simon but through an autism centered perspective . if that makes sense
I’m no expert in neurodivergent behaviors but his little knack of imparting rlly sound advice or comfort and being misunderstood/read wrong is something that I think of immediately
people disregard him throughout the entire book, and while he’s no Peter in knowledge, he has a sense of emotional intelligence and self reflection
he’s probably the only one on the island able to step back and take control of seemingly uncontrollable circumstances- discovering the beast was just a dead body, finding the glade of beauty in the forest, and sitting down and just listening to Ralph as a leader.
He knows how to take care of his needs while being aware enough to buckle down and help make huts when most evb was either telling Ralph what to do or playing around with Jack
He’s a symbol of purity and innocence through the canon eye, but read with this interpretation in mind, you could view his authenticity and simple notions as the straight forward thinking and unquestioned acceptance of his needs often associated with autism
His being called queer and loony is also supportive since autistic people are clocked by neurotypical nine times outve nine- Peter thinks he’s stupid, which makes sense bc he’s representative of education and intellectual society. Jack thinks he’s soft and preyish, which makes sense bc he’s representative of war and the status quo of ‘man’ and ‘power’. Ralph thinks he’s queer, which makes sense bc he represents democracy- ‘majority rules’- and Simon’s outlier personality clashes with it more than Jacks. (like a two party systems- Simon would be a useless non-voter or unpopular third party, EVEN THO HE HELPS RALPH)
All in all, I’d say he’s a pretty solid example of what it’s like living in a world not meant for you, and the struggles of trying to be a contributing member anyways- even if you seem to be doing it wrong no matter how hard you try.
His being killed by everybody, including Ralph, is also very significant because that’s just it. He’s an outlier and no one is willing to accommodate him, even when he’s done nothing wrong. (His being apart of but not being apart of the choir rlly punctuates it)
We could make the argument that his being mistaken as the beast in his last minutes shows the stigma autistic people get, with allistic often getting ‘the creeps’ from them, but I feel I’ve yapped past your interest enough for one tweet lmfao
I don’t post abt Simon enough but I rlly don’t have much to say abt this guy
I’m very fond of him
But like. That’s it. I can’t write stupid headcanons abt him bc I don’t want to slander him and I don’t write anything grounded bc there’s rlly nothing I can say that hasn’t been interpreted alr
But I feel he’s been neglected despite being so high in my favs list so. Simon Appreciation Post
Roger is a character I want to hate but I rlly don’t have it in me
His antisocial ass was just me when I was younger and I relate to his standoffish annoyance and blunt dislike of most everybody
In elementary I just followed the one allotted friend I had and hid behind her so I didn’t have to talk to anyone else
I also threw roaches at my peers
I didn’t like that was most of them
yall do we prefer my shitposting or my thoughtful posts abt lotf
I do both semi consistently but im kind’ve curious
idk y im asking ik which of my tweets r most popular lmfaoooo
sigh im in denial.
pls be interested in my
analysis pls.
OMG THEM ON TIKTOK
THEM ON 2020 TIKTOK
life is so good when ur an idiot help me
they all survive au would just be the lotf boys being the most insufferable codependent queer middle school friend group you’ve ever seen and there’s beauty in that. (modern au ofc)
toxic asf, always arguing, lwk that weirdo friend group that only dates within themselves/latches onto that one friend in the entire group, and gets super bitchy abt anyone else being in their space
I’m making one of them gender non conforming with dyed hair. Not saying which tho that’s up for interpretation
they all survive au would just be the lotf boys being the most insufferable codependent queer middle school friend group you’ve ever seen and there’s beauty in that. (modern au ofc)
toxic asf, always arguing, lwk that weirdo friend group that only dates within themselves/latches onto that one friend in the entire group, and gets super bitchy abt anyone else being in their space
I’m making one of them gender non conforming with dyed hair. Not saying which tho that’s up for interpretation
the end is so half assed ok ok bye
giving Jack an extremely sad home life isn’t the worst thing in the world, and it has a level of interest and emotion I fw, I’m just a little bored with the whole:
Guy That Fucks Everything Is Ac Hurting Inside trope
I think it’s even more interesting to give him a moderately empty childhood, or even a mildly good one- I feel the the island is a part of self-expression and something missing in Jack personally, rather than a reprieve for trauma yk
Not shaming shitty father headcanons tho, I still eat em up lmfao, just throwing this into the sphere
Ik we have a lot to say n draw abt flies in (yk) lord of the flies, but i also like ants as a motif for rotting bc they bite yk
like u feel the pinching, you just brush it off, and I think there’s merit in that
feels more active
like death is nipping at their toes rather than waiting around in the air
lord of the flies au where they ac do accidentally summon a religious force that grants them like three wishes is so funny bc:
A) it’s a hundred n ten percent either Roger or Jack doing or at least leading some crazy shit for this to happen
and
B) genuinely think these fuckers would waste this opportunity n wish for the most inane things ever
“Omg Jack we can finally go home-“
“I want a gun maybe. Some sweets-“
“-JACK!”
“hmmmm… and a mansion.”
HELPPPPPPPP
thats so funny help me
liking lord of the flies but also being dumb is rlly funny bc i spend half my time inserting them into anime and the other half inserting them into vines
Has anyone made a vines lotf compilation on youtube? someone had to have there’s no way
Am I Old?
most crack universe is having that parachute guy ac live after landing and like. Hardcore judge these 7th graders
“Is that- boar blood? Uh- no no like it looks fine ig- it’s just. A little over dramatic ngl.”
LMFAO
also Jack trying n failing to assert authority over this dude
“Well I’m chief!! And you listen to me.”
“… No thank you.”
I’ll set the scene for you- you’re stranded on an island next to ur shredded, crashed plane, and surrounded by YOUR- runs numbers- 7th grade class
not to be pessimistic but im Rogering people within the week im sorry im no Simon
is Jack’s being a redhead foreshadowing for his evilness? idk, take it up with my 8th grade book report, which violently states it is
I do fw extended cut lord of the flies where Simon and Peter aren’t killed until like three to four years later, because not only would it be heart crushing in inevitability, but it’s more understood to evb complicit and implicitly involved
Like yeah we did sit on this for a while… Haven’t changed my mind tho- Roger, ready the rock
there r two wolves inside Ralph
Peter vs Jack
sucks that Ralph is a jackass4jackass domestic violence gay instead of a heartstopper, cheek kissing, family friendly gay
also sucks that I prolly wouldn’t be as interested in his character if he were
honestly Jack popping hardcore painkillers for the next three decades and then just up and killing himself is perhaps the most riveting and sympathetic ending I have for him
Yes I love him dearly and yes I do want him to suffer the burn of a thousand and ten suns before rotting at his own hand
ty me mention
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I love Peter but I also headcanon him to smell perpetually of peanut butter pre island
Idk y alr yes I am aware I might be my favs biggest hater with the way I headcanon but for the record I’d still think it was endearing alr
He also had a suspenders phase
SORRY I PROMISE I LOVE U THIS IS JUST WHO U R PETER
Ocd midorima
yes! headcanon approved lmfao
I ac don’t know much abt ocd but Midorima being a chronically unmedicated ball of compulsions is basically canon
“Hey Shin… what’s up with this whole crawling on the floor thing today?”
*Midorima, on all fours outside the gymnasium*
“Oha Asa says a square rock is required for cancers to avoid catastrophe today. Will that be all?”
LMFAOOOOOO sigh i love my special interest astrology gf he’s the worst
so evb agrees they’re on some bullshit? yeah hello
I CALL FOUL PLAY THAT QUIZ WAS RIGGED!!!!! RIGGED I TELL YOU!!!!! >:(
HFLSAJDLFAJA I AM ONLY SPEAKING THE TRUTH !!!!
UR NOT 7 FT TALL
hiel buddy quiz. are u my buddy
this quiz is some bullshit
hiel buddy quiz. are u my buddy