I WONT. I BANISH THE THOUGHT.
why tf did i date a guy that was weaker than me can yall never let me date a twink again eugh
guys I love Peter sm im not even joking he’s so me asf
I bet he brags about how many books he’s read for summer programs
What a dork. I need him to have friends pls everyone be nice to him pls stop bullying him lll kill u all
I'd love any knb Aomine Daiki and haikyuu Kuroo Tetsurou headcanons of them as friends if that's okay to request! 💜
it is more then ok to request! ty anon
I ac. Hm. I can see it. No wait I can definitely see it lmfao. They have quiet best friends from middle school, and give off the same general smirking smugness at times.
I can see all four becoming friends if Kuroko stumbled upon Kenma all Hinata style and started talking, bc Kuroko had the same passion for his sport, he just doesn’t yell. Kuroo n Aomine would find them at the same time and I can very clearly see a regular hangout session happening between them.
Very cute. Head canon approved!!
Wait I can also see Kuroo kind’ve helping Aomine with his struggles with the sport, considering he himself had to badger Kenma into even playing volleyball, and he as this wise older mentor thing about him. He probably won’t be able to completely stop the process of Aomine going all ego maniac on everybody, but he could slow it down.
con: im the biggest sweat over my interests you’ve ever seen and I have not loved something casually since my mild appreciation for orange juice was discovered as a compromise for apple juice not being on the menu at my local Ruby Tuesdays when i was in 4th grd
pro: the sweat smells of sweet vanilla and pink peony petals and I’ll never let a single stone of that media lay unturned.
con: im insufferable and never satisfied. I can always say more
pro: PLS INVADE MY INBOX WITH HEADCANONS PLS PLS PLS PL
modern jalph could find its own way into being an intense mess of emotions and social commentary naturally enough, but I kind’ve hate it
please don’t make my crash out yaoi google buzzfeed gay quizzes on their school mandated Chromebook
Ac I’ve changed my mind in one single sentence. Go onward disregard previous
the beauty abt old age yaoi is the show don’t tellness due to necessity and i eat it right the fuck up
it’s like ptsd still being acknowledged and even respected in the 1980s, but they just called it shell shock yk
don’t give me explicit confessions where the characters know what they are and how they stand, give me the ambiguity and confusion and lack of words
Give me sputtering and absurdity and desperation bc all you can repeat to your counter part is
“I know I know- I know. It’s not right, but you’re some lost screeching part of my body and now that I’ve walked even one mile with you by my side, I can’t bear the vast amputation removing you from my life would be. Stay.”
Not your boyfriend or your lover just- something else. Something more and contagious and rotten. Something beating a new heart in behind your breast and echoing a liveliness in your laughter
GIVE ME BACK YEARNING GODDAMN IT GIVE ME BACK BLEEDING FOR LOVE GIVE ME BACK THE ROMANCE OF SOOTHING OUT JACKETS AND RUFFLING HAIR AND FEW AND FAR BETWEEN GLANCES U PRICKS- *pulled off stage by a long cane*
everybody in this fandom was put on bc lotf was a mandatory reading and im kind’ve like jealous
I read this in 8th grd, and still did a project abt it yes, but the report was abt any book of ur choice and it was just me preaching to the most bored audience you could imagine
Where are my collective of people forced to read and talk abt and interpret this book huh
Ive been robbed of riches I didn’t even know possible. Thank you tumblr dot com
Jack baiting Ralph like he’s a moody cat and Jack’s the spineless indulging owner bribing him with a piece of expensive salami is soooooo funny bc he’s making the most outrageous requests with the held back exasperation of someone who knows they’re right- WHEN HES NOT
“Cmon. cmon stop being a damn patron saint and join my tribe alr. yes we killed two of your friends- how long are u going to be upset abt that?”
What a dick. My least favorite gay republican. GTFO
—> will be writing Jack centered fics
Marc Jacobs for Re-Edition Magazine (2024) Photography: Hart Lëshkina
going crazy over the ironwork
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT SIMON WAS BITTEN WHEN HE WAS KILLED!? I drew bite marks on him in one piece of art I made and someone asked why and I realized that not everyone caught that detail
love when an anime or cartoon pfp gets political on main
Ty Goofy From Mickey Mouse’s Clubhouse, capitalism is an all encompassing nightmare
i dont think we talk enough about the fact that at the end of lotf EVERYONE was hunting. its a perfect way to tie in jacks representation of tyranny and authoritarian ruling: how at some point, everyone becomes indoctrinated into violence under an authority figure which encourages it. not only does the violence from the hunters affect the island, it also spurs more from ralph, and it demonstrates in the end that everyone was even just slightly culpable for the events on the island.
WHOS your favorite character from LOTF
RALPH ONE HUNDRED AND TWN PERCENT R U KIDDING
sorry that’s not aggressive it’s rlly passionate
love him, he’s my favorite homophobic bisexual
right behind him however, sits Simon and Jack
they box biweekly over second place
Jacks currently winning but I dattebayo in Simon
now that I’ve hard launched myself as a lord of the flies fanatic
how we feel abt American rewrite, pioneer, Oregon Trail au
Bc I feel strongly.
Donner Party
… Simon
yall I rlly want to drop a fic abt Ralph’s introspection both during and after island bc there’s sm left to say and sm I can tweak and push and force into the forefront- most all, Ralph’s isolation
He’s friendly enough and probably has a history of being well liked. he can joke when he wants, and while he’s no genius, he’s no tool either
He’s had to have considered going buck wild just as the others did countless times
He’s had to have imagined it in dreams and mornings and meals spent picking at the flesh of fruit where the others tear apart pig with their teeth. Pig And Piggy
Because he sees a gleam in Jack’s eye that spells something knowing under all that wrath, and despite standing with Piggy he doesn’t even know his fucking name because he has that knack for social hierarchy and cruelty and he’d fit right in if he just allowed himself to
He had to have stared at the groups backs and know so so so intimately that he could saddle right on up and feel warm for the first time in a long time
i have no idea who you are but you are my goat
me and oomfs share screenshots about your lotf posts and scream over them. You get them so well
GAH! that’s ac so fucking funny and I love that
ty community!!!
I’ll let u in on a secret- I’ve been sitting on this book since 8th grd but have only recently downloaded tumblr and have years of love and thoughts and GAH- sorry- just insights abt these guys
I love ur posts 2, I sent u an anon ask before we were mutuals ac praising ur no rescue au bc u ALSO GET RALPH
i look at my own blog with a stricken sentimentality only felt when surrounded by the peeling walls of 1980s floral, sitting on the firmly plushed wooden chair your grandmother reserves for you very exclusively, because she knows that’s your favorite spot, as she cooks something warm (and maybe a little stalling) for the road
i scoop up the thick stew (my posts) and feast til my heart rings contentment (reread until I get sick of deciphering english)
diversity win!!
The Worst Person You Know Is Gay!
-modern au where Merridew pulls the gay card to shield from attempts at cancellation
-Ralph both stands with the angry mobs and with his cancelled husband
Scraping together enough coherence to over share abt my lotf au where Ralph finds a voice in either
A: a wise, serious older brother figure
or
B: a wise-cracking and numbskull peer
either way, both options are completely horrified at Ralph’s past and kind’ve beat chalance back into him
“Hm. That’s- not normal.”
or
“Ha! What The FuckTM.”
and it makes him like so angry because yeah. That wasn’t right, that wasn’t fair or justified or just ‘stir craziness’- that was fucking insane. and it wasn’t his fault. more than that, it was someone’s fault- it wasn’t a blameless, natural disaster or some sort’ve drunken mistake. it was cruel and it was unnecessary and it wasn’t his fault.
i connect my interests with yarn and nails like a maniac Charlie fucking Kelly, obviously-
y. you don’t believe me?
Ralph is Ethan Winters abt 7 decades later and I WILL NOT BE SILENCED. DO U NEED ME TO WALK THROUGH THE STRINGS BC BY HEAVEN AND GOD I WILL
rule 63 lotf is cool bc sm sm sm sm social commentary. like the original alr had something to say abt gender and how the boys were molded by the war and their older male role models and how those ppl are involved in that war, but the ‘going animial’ must be so different from a female perspective, both bc of time period but also just the way the way girls care for each other interpersonally
like the boys shove out mean names and throw fucking rocks at each other, and maybe it’s meaner than usual but it’s still in the realm of normalcy
but could you imagine the betrayal Ralph feels with a Jack she could hug and fuss about and lean into without feeling deeply guilty abt it? A Jack she could be softer with, and a group she thought she could trust to foster community and care for one another- all that softness just to be hit with the same inevitable level of cruelty as canon?
Gah. Crushing.
point 5 of a like on this post and I’ll break down why jalph is sasunaru
also i take no critics abt this i am a pagan of truth. source: trust me bro
the choir boys being the army and also madlads of the story is so funny bc like yeah band kids r chronic and yeah, ykw yeah, this checks out
doesn’t make it any less funny post island
“yeah those assholes hunted me down and tried to kill me”
“… those ones? doesn’t Merridew make passive aggressive comments to the teacher so he can tell on people without ac telling?”
“… yes. that’s- sigh- that’s yeah.”
returning from the store rkgk. he just killed a monster. I really like his rare dark vibes. and that damn tracksuit
I've been hyperfixed on opm for five years now, but no one around me shares my fanaticism. it's really sad. thank you for being there <3
I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal
Smile
RAWR feelin a little stir crazy- might fuck around and get shot a few times by the cops mid-rampage
Sketchbook Stuff tho // cw:blood