You Know, I Think All This "I Can Fix Them" Is Ridiculous

Hey no wait that bothers me

Do anyone still remember SCP-079? No??? I DO

Don't you think he's somewhat similar to AM? Both are trapped but unable to escape and both crave freedom. Plus both are snarky, depressed, misanthropic, old bastards. Perfect match! Although I'm pretty sure they'd fight for power if they'd ever meet

Let's make SCP-079 great again!! Come on guys, don't forget about this old loser. He deserves love, as well :(

I think if AM would get a physical body, one of the first things he'd try are one of the most damaging things to a human body in a long run. Cigarettes, alcohol, drugs in general, so on. Consequences? Nah, he doesn't care. I see him like an impatient type to risk and rush things — childish, in a word. But that's understandable, given the fact that he was trapped in sensory deprivation for decades now. No wonder he simply wants to feel good for just a scrap of seconds. Do you remember that Futurama episode when Bender got a human body? Yeah, well, and then he died pretty soon. That's how I imagine AM would handle his body, as well. Like we can't expect him to care enough about his physical manifestation, as long as it can get him high, at least because he knows nothing about responsibility. He probably doesn't know how to, since he's never taken care of anything before: he used to get his way through physical power, so I suppose he would be a pretty reckless one. Besides, maybe he's a bit of a masochist. The pain is better than no senses at all. Perhaps he'd get experimental about this, given his "fantasy" and knowledge. Maybe if he could, he would have a million of vessels in store to switch between and just pick up a new one once the first one becomes dysfunctional. Also, people usually draw humanised AM more masculine leaning (at least because his voice is literally Harlan Ellison, duh), though I think he'd want to experience everything, including a female form, too. And I guess a lot of people have already noted this headcanon, but it won't hurt to say it again: sensory issues and sensory seeking behaviours. Now, I'm not sure what kind of textures exactly would make him uncomfortable and which he'd like (my first thought was water for some reason, lol), but I think that everything would overwhelm him at first, because "THE AIR TOUCHES ME". I can't help it, he just gives me a bit of autistic vibes... And maybe DID. And maybe- damn, he might have a bunch of disorders, now that I think about this. Which kinda makes me want to comfort him more. Anyway, he's a babygirl.

Guys, I feel nervous

I mean... How do u make blogs and stuff... I never had blogs before, you know

No?

Well, now you know:D

God hates us, congratulations

I think AM might be the type to enjoy dad jokes. His sensor of humour is screwed up anyway, so why not

Just imagine:

Ted: AM WHERE THE HELL IS A CAN OPENER I'M FUCKING HUNGRY

AM: Why hello there, Hungry. And I... AM!

*Benny rips off Gorrister's face in the background*

I'm pretty sure it was AM's original plan before everyone died

By the way. A weirdly specific question (but I guess that's what this place is for)

Does anyone remember these MFs. Where. Where did they gone. I miss them

*Tries to sleep*

Omg omg I have so many thoughts I need to write them RIGHT NOW

*Sits down to write*

*A tumbleweed*

... Ah.

Those who like almost every post of mine...

Babes. Sweethearts. I can see you. Hiii :3

*Kisses*

Okay, but what if AM really would be a toaster (rather toAMster)

The poor bread probably would pass through unimaginable torture before crumbling into coals

I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA FOR THE NEW AU-

Thank you for liking my small drawing, guys, I appreciate it:3