I Mean, RAM And CAM Look Like Types Who Would Bully AM, I Think. They Know About Him Much More Than The

Anyway, can we talk about the need to chew on computer wires-

And then you get electrocuted. Welcome to sad reality, bro 😭😭

.... As if that would stop me, though.

Do you know this feeling when you wanna YAP about a character really really badly, but you can't find the right words so nothing would come out, but you feel so hyper and can't breathe and gonna pass out and you feel nauseous and giddy and dangling feet like a schoolgirl and foaming because to love dat character is a NEED A MUST to vent and relieve that agonizing itching twitching aching inner passion that can't be bottled up anymore but what's worse is that there no words that could describe their perfection and this love and so you're forced to just keep it shut and tremble with love and joy so much and and you literally will die if you won't infodump some more and please please please will you listen to me yapping about my favourite characters will you will you will you please I don't even know what to say too many thoughts but I wanna make out with them and choke them and shake them with rage and adoration and worship them and marry them and be disgustingly weird about them 'till they're crying and whimpering and and GRRR dat babygirl wouldn't survive me let's be honest I'm a freak and a feral animal for them and it can't be fixed but it will get so much worse, just you wait

Guys I'm sorry you can cancel me for this but

AMogus

There's one imposter AMongus (it's a can opener) (they couldn't figure out the imposter 😔)

AM (has been pestered for a few hours by a degenerate) : "I'M LITERALLY A WAR MACHINE, STOP FLIRTING WITH ME, WORM."

Me (delusional) : "... A war machine? Why, I thought you're a sex machi-" *ANNIHILATED*

Anyway,

Computers... Save me..

Computers

Save me computers

Okay, but what if AM really would be a toaster (rather toAMster)

The poor bread probably would pass through unimaginable torture before crumbling into coals

I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA FOR THE NEW AU-

Made a doodle, thought you might appreciate it 😇

God hates us, congratulations

I actually love the fact that AM is misanthropic, in a meaning the he isn't a sexist, misogynist or racist. I'm pretty sure he despises such people (scums) a lot. So it isn't like : "Some people are better than others for some delusional reasons" — it's rather like : "Nahhh u all suck equally" — and I guess I can respect that...

OK I JUST REMEMBERED ONE MORE AI THAT LITERALLY NO ONE SPEAKS ABOUT OUTSIDE THE FANDOM

So I'll take this responsibility on myself

Have you ever heard of... "Be More Chill"

It's musical. There's evil AI, too. He's named SQUIP and it rhymes with "squid", which gives him bonus points, in my opinion 💅

AND he goes in pair with a sicky socially awkward dude, too

And they hate each other pretty much, but have to tolerate each others' presence

DO YOU SEE MY VISION

DOESN'T IT FUCKING YOU REMIND YOU OF SOMETHING

I mean. Please hear me out, he deserves attention and I wanna kiss him sloppy style and put him in blender 😭🙏

Now I can't stop thinking about Squip and AM switching their humans for shits and giggles 😔

They both enjoy bullying losers, after all

... And they're both sassy brats. Hmmm. It somehow turns out that AM shares a lot of common traits with other AIs