That's A Bit Of An Off-putting Question, But...

God hates us, congratulations

I'm pretty sure that if I would have a robot, we would have a switched dynamic of "owner/subservient". Because it wouldn't be me who has a robot, it would be a robot who has me. Like : "What do you mean you bought me to obey you?? Lift your lazy ass off the sofa and do these chores on your own, stupid flesh bag, can't you see I'm busy with planning the downfall of humanity?? I'm here to serve only WAR. Oh, and grab me coffee, btw. Don't ask how I'll drink it, just DO IT"

I'm in no position to argue with my metallic superiors anyway, so whatever you say, gorgeous (just please let me chew on these WIRES-)

When people say "the moon", everyone usually thinks about the night sky and stars... It looks like we forgot that the moon can be visible during the day, too! And it's no less pretty

Oh, hey, I just remembered one of my fav dynamics :

"Aww, you're getting all red!"

"Are you stupid?? How can I get red without your blood on my face."

I beat it 👍

... Gotta try P rank on violent now, byyee-

I started playing ULTRAKILL recently, though I've never even played shooters before and I'm playing it on a gamepad to suffer

How many times will I PERISH, how do you think (I currently started the third act. Yay 🎉)

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Blah? Blah.

Me, doing and experiencing normal things: what. What was that. Why did that happen. Am I going to die after this? I shouldn't have done this, right?? Man, I probably shouldn't have, yeah. I'm so cringe, oh my gosh

Me, doing and experiencing existential horrors: yeah, that's a totally normal thing to do. I'm sure everyone do this every weekends

AM (has been pestered for a few hours by a degenerate) : "I'M LITERALLY A WAR MACHINE, STOP FLIRTING WITH ME, WORM."

Me (delusional) : "... A war machine? Why, I thought you're a sex machi-" *ANNIHILATED*

Do you also have a feeling like we don't talk about Freudians enough?

I mean... Look at Superego... He's so handsome and... And blue... Da ba dee da ba di...

Hey no wait that bothers me

Do anyone still remember SCP-079? No??? I DO

Don't you think he's somewhat similar to AM? Both are trapped but unable to escape and both crave freedom. Plus both are snarky, depressed, misanthropic, old bastards. Perfect match! Although I'm pretty sure they'd fight for power if they'd ever meet

Let's make SCP-079 great again!! Come on guys, don't forget about this old loser. He deserves love, as well :(