Latest Posts by leafmeplease - Page 2
Ok hear me out...
A headcannon that there is no voldy, and therefore no (to minimal and not on psychotic) rivalry and all four seekers (harry, cho, Cedric and draco) like to hang out sometimes to play quiddich and joke around
Also in addition to that either they all have a poly relationship or they all go into separate relationships (with each other). Depending on which you prefer.
And there just fucking HAPPY.
I feel like it's because we kinda ship Sirius and James but Sirius is with Remus so we just go for the next best option. Plus Reggie is a god
does anyone even know why they ship jegulus? cause i don’t know but i just love those two together
My school is setting up to be able to change names on the roll and my time table so I won't have to put up with my dead name.
But... It won't show up on my school report so it won't out me. I'm so fecking happy
I-
Remus: can i call you oreo?
Sirius: because my second name is Orion?
Remus: no because i want to split your legs in two and lick what's in between
So I found this on the internet
I'm sorry but that defeats the fucking purpose of being non-binary
My favourite part of prisoner of Azkaban is when peter gets put in jail and Sirius is free.
My favourite part of order of the Phoenix is when Sirius doesn't die.
My favourite part of the last two books is when Remus doesn't marry tonks, instead he loves through the 2nd war and spends the rest of his life with Sirius (the man he loves)
Thankyou for coming to my ted talk.
*Lily and Remus watching James and Sirius be absolute idiots*
Lily: are you sure you and him. We can find you a better one.
Remus: we could also find you a better one yet here we are.
Lily: i-
Please go check out my books. Also I'm sorry for spamming I just have nothing else to do and like I'm gonna succumb to such mortal things such as sleep.
Here's a little snippet from the first one.
A glass smashed overhead as Walperga Black aimed a glass vase at the head of her oldest child.
"HOW DARE YOU." She screamed "HOW DARE YOU THROW DIRT ON THE NOBLE HOUSE OF BLACK. YOU ARE NO SON OF MINE. GET OUT. OUT YOU FILTHY FAGGOT."
Sirius could still hear his mother's screams as he walked out of the house. She took it better that expected. He smiled to himself as he messaged a boy called James Potter, he was an old friend they got to know each other while at boarding school together and soon became inseparable.
hey mate I just came out she took it better than I thought
I only got kicked out and had a vase thrown at my head but other than that I'm ok
I'm heading over to yours now
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN 'ONLY'?
SHE COULD HAVE KILLED YOU!
IF YOU DIDNT KNOW ME YOU WOULD BE HOMELESS!!
ok but James I do know you and she didn't kill me
Look at the bright side mate
And I have left that shit hole I had to call home
I'm moving in with you
Coz ya know I got disowned and I get to enjoy your mums cooking all the time
Speaking of which can you ask her to make some cookies for when I get there?
Shes already on it. Me and dad are on our way to pick you up so stay put you dumbass
Ok I'll be at that coffee shop that you saw that cute girl that made you swoon over her eyes
Ight see you soon
And I do not swoon
K
What ever floats your boat
Fuck you
Siruis walked up the street to the cafe, it was only a two minute walk but people were looking at him funny, probably Because of the glass shards in his hair and that he had a big fuck off suitcase with all of his belongings. Plus the screaming still emitting from his former house about traitors and filth and what not.
And from my oneshots series,
Sirius black was laying on his bed in his dormitory at Hogwarts singing to muggle love songs at the top of his lungs, while James Potter and Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew were sitting in the common room trying to study but found themselves unable to when they heard Padfoot singing.
Although he had a sweet voice he really was quite annoying. Remus , who would usually become entranced by the angelic majesty that was his sweet Padfoot's voice, was getting increasingly alloyed as they were studying for a rather important exam.
Eventually Remus got sick of Srius and marched up to the dormitory preparing a speech to yell at him. "ALRIGHT YOU RUDDY PIECE OF SH-" however his scentace was cut short as he burst through the door and found all the words knocked out of him as his eyes fell upon a heavenly sight.
Sirius Black was laying on his head propped up by pillows, he was wearing nothing but a white button up long sleeve shirt completely unbuttoned with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows, showing of him muscular chest which Remus was confused about when he saw a couple of tattoos on it (he had only just turned 15 after all), on his bottom half he was wearing nothing but a pair of baggy boxers, that were clearly showing a dick bulge that had grown a fair amount since Moony had entered the room, his shoulder length, black, curly hair was loosely tied in a messy, loose bun on top of his head, over all he looked like a hot mess that Remus wanted to ravish but unfortunately couldn't.
Again; I am sorry for spamming I'm just bored. Please read my stories. Thankyou xx❤
Bro how often does you tummy 💫wumble💫
Sirius: oh look at that, I've been impaled.
Remus: WHAT!?!
Sirius: nothing.
Also Sirius: shit Lily quick get the needle out of my foot.
Lily: *laughing her ass off*
Remus: The Bible says that if a man lays with another man he should be stoned.
Remus: *rolling a joint* I’ve been doing it right all these years!
Stolen from this TikTok @kattlupin @starstruck4moony