Im So Notmal About Rhis . Nothing To See Here, Go Away

I did a double take HI MOM

need a stronger word than MOTHER

what Id do …

Missed my bf so I fucked myself in his bed about it😵‍💫🥵

me visiting him: one of my dream vacation locations, great sex, weed is illegal

him visiting me: I live in rural utah, great sex, weed is legal

Im flying my ass to england I hate this place Ill find a way to be high when we fuck amen brother

I also know elle me dit by mika yall wanna hear that one shout out to my high school french teacher

daddy went to sleep and now Im left to my own devices … guess Im gonna do as pink martini said,

je ne veux pas travaille

je ne veux pas déjeuner

je veux suelement l’oublier

et puis je fume

emo posting tn hehe GOD jordan dreyer how did u get into my brain….

“if my heart just stops//keep me alive for a minute// I wanna know if a curtain drops” hit me way harder than “can I still get into heaven if I kill myself” and like can we talk about that.

king park fans when real la dispute enjoyers come at them

Im just kidding king park is one of the best songs in all of the music I know and its extremely therapeutic to sing lol

ou no

OH LORD IM GONNA BUSTTTT

Yeah sure everyone's into being kinky and bringing toys into the bedroom but the moment you pull out one of these to try and grab his dick then suddenly everyone's got a problem

tgirls be little freaks and weirdos and perverts in my bed please please more of that tgirls who are silly fucked up little weirdos my dms are open if you are a transgender woman and you like femme little tboys hit me up especially if youre a freak weirdo or pervert

*kills myself*

spanking is sooo hot. like imagine getting bent over your partner's lap and having your boxers pulled down so they can spank your bare skin with their hand... in between lashes theyre gently rubbing your skin, praising you and maybe sliding their hand down to play with your holes, but when you start squirming they spank you again

I wont lie. this would get me

I'm shy until a man tells me he has a vasectomy