Nothing Is Better Than A Well-written Heavy Angst Fic

me: yeah i really like reading fanfiction because the similar characters and tropes are comforting for me

*screams at screen*

*throws phone across the room*

*fills folders with screenshots of the most heartbreaking literature ever written*

*cries violently*

*throws up*

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Frozen (Disney Movies), Tangled (2010) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hans/Murphy Stabbington, Hans & Murphy Stabbington Characters: Hans (Disney), Murphy Stabbington Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, Bodyguard AU, Fluff, Romance, Victorian Flower Language, Floriography, the bumblebee is a vip, Betaed Summary:

An attempt has been made on Hans’ life and out of concern, a full-time bodyguard has been issued to his person.

do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo

smut starters or quotes ?

All right, these are pretty tame since I have minors following me. Still, if you're under 18, don't interact with this post.

“ don't bite that. “

“ eyes on me. “

“ where to, captain? “

“ come with me. “

“ this is me asking for permission. “

“ don't be quiet. “

“ why don't you give me a ride? “

[from the shower] “ join me? “

“ could you at least try to keep it together? “ “ when you look like that? “

“ you have no idea what you're doing to me, do you? “

“ certainly loud enough to get kicked out... “

“ i think it's about time you get it out of your system. “

“ bed's broken. “ “ again? “

“ what the hell are you doing? “ “ getting you off, what does it look like? “

“ Christmas isn't the only thing that came early this year. “

“ don't scream. “ “ but you make it so hard not to... “

“ where's your clothes? “

“ you need to get laid. “ “ why, are you offering? “

“ pull over. “ [there's no way we'll make it back home].