Me: I want to just make a fun self indulgent WIP with self indulgent characters and tropes without worrying about the plot
Me ten seconds into planning: If this story isn’t perfectly flawless and thought out and unique and ready for publishing I will explode
about the sapphic sitcoms: why wait to hollywood y’all? we could start making the fanfictions, right now!! like, today
I don’t know. I really don’t know. Please. Please don’t ask me. I really don’t know anything.
world’s most fucked up substitute teacher
e2!harrison wells + text posts
explaining the flash to people who have never seen it be like
I’m making amends, flash writes, what the hell?
barry what the fuck?
barry what the fuck?
I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes
Step 1:
list of mundane things that feel like ancient human rituals
cleaning or wipe your bare feet
breaking off a piece of bread and handing it to someone
putting the weight of a basket on your hip or head
eating nuts or berries while hunched over close to the ground
seeing something startling just out of your line of sight and very quickly stepping or leaping on to a larger object to get a better view
cupping your hands into running water to wash your face
the unanimous protection of a baby or child in a public space where women are present
when an elderly woman laughs and grips your forearm tightly
What did you just call me? Cunt? Like the philospher?
star trek: look! an alien!
me:
And they were crewmates (oh my god they were crewmates)
so. i was wondering what this reminded me of:
and then i remembered it’s this:
Concept:
A movie that pits the four Chrises (Hemsworth, Evans, Pratt, & Pine) against the four Toms (Hiddleston, Holland, Hardy, & Felton).
It’s that time again >:^)
good relationships need communication you see,
It’s rather offensive that my ideas don’t just write and edit themselves into a perfect novel that just appears on my desk for me to read
The ending of Mr. Queen is homophobic af and you can't change my mind.
david tennants so funny to me cuz hes like. a very private and quiet person. and all characters they call him to do are like mr slutty mcthot
my English prof teaching abt cover letters today and me trying not to bring up the luke skywalker cover letter post:
my mother often asks me if the food - dinner, or whatever - is good, and every time all I can do is hum some uncommitted sound because I have no idea of what good food is supposed to be;
in my mind, there's just like, special food - pizza, lasagna, etc -, normal food - rice and beans - and like those four very specific foods I hate with all my soul.
like, what is good food even supposed to be? or bad? in my mind bad food only means tainted, otherwise is just food.
two days ago I read about echolalia; now I can only remember that when I first watched arrow every time there was any silence all I could do was say ‘you have fail this city’ on a loop for week
Recently, I figured that for some reason that I cannot explain I just find it easier to read things when starting from the end; example, on AO3, even if I open a search from the most something - like the most kudos - I have this strong need to go for the end of the page and start reading it from the last to the first. I >can< start it from the top, but when I do it the process is so much slower and almost painful. Like what? Dunno what's going on in my brain, but I happy I found this way of doing things more easily
okay, I’m naming ‘before you go’ as officially my harrisco angst song, because everytime I heard it and think about them? It hits harder than the previous y’all