Webwog If U Gleep Glorp :3

The earth is a beautiful place

Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

I’m glad to see you walk across my dash, you cute little whatever-you-are, hope you have a great dHEY GIVE ME MY DIRT BACK

dont mind me im just wandering across your dash

I just found out ants are transparent and how high was god when they thought that was a good idea

Spring break is coming up! Your last three recently used emojis are how you'll be spending it

NOT IF I HITTING YOU WITH MY FACKING VEHICLE FIRST

The idea that birds are attracted to flashiness is so funny to me because imagine like

*Scene kid walks by*

*All birds in the vicinity immediately drop to the ground dazed, their faces bright red and their noses bleeding profusely*

Some funny little quotes from my friends today:

“I can’t wait to learn what Fidel Castro tastes like!”

“(friend’s name), you can’t bring a live hand grenade into a school building!”

“What, you mean you don’t want some flaming anus?”

like and/or reblog to give an ai grifter a headache

WE’RE GETTIN OUTTA THERE

your last saved fictional character is your cell mate in jail

well uh

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