Spring Break Is Coming Up! Your Last Three Recently Used Emojis Are How You'll Be Spending It

NOT IF I HITTING YOU WITH MY FACKING VEHICLE FIRST

I saw somebody had drawn a swastika by my desk so…

Yall ever just

*Frutiger aero noises*

*meme soundbyte*

*sounds of microwave having seizure*

Some funny little quotes from my friends today:

“I can’t wait to learn what Fidel Castro tastes like!”

“(friend’s name), you can’t bring a live hand grenade into a school building!”

“What, you mean you don’t want some flaming anus?”

Reblog to make it die faster

The idea that birds are attracted to flashiness is so funny to me because imagine like

*Scene kid walks by*

*All birds in the vicinity immediately drop to the ground dazed, their faces bright red and their noses bleeding profusely*

Gotta pay for that Switch 2 somehow

Webwog if u gleep glorp :3

gleep glorp

Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

Tag urself I’m self-centered bastard

these screenshots taken from video fanfictions on youtube from 2009 will never not be funny to me