Not To Put OP Down But….

Reblog to make it die faster

#me core

my honest response to any stimuli or information

Spring break is coming up! Your last three recently used emojis are how you'll be spending it

I'm sorry my stupid gay tail started wagging when I saw you. I'll go .

The idea that birds are attracted to flashiness is so funny to me because imagine like

*Scene kid walks by*

*All birds in the vicinity immediately drop to the ground dazed, their faces bright red and their noses bleeding profusely*

Based off of your four most recently used emojis, how will the start of the new year treat you?

You met them…the spider in tub…

Yesterday there was a massive spider in my tub, so I got a napkin to kill it (time-sensitive spider). I crushed it, then lifted the napkin to see a completely unharmed spider. so I did it again, and once again, the spider was perfectly unharmed. I started to panic, this had never happened to me before. So I started pummeling him. I just kept pummeling and pummeling, bashing and bashing. I was actually punching him, no other word for it. I reared my fist to see a half-living spider. Still this fucker was alive. One more set of pummels, pummels fit for a man, and then, finally, he was gone. But god, what a life he lived.

The earth is a beautiful place

I saw somebody had drawn a swastika by my desk so…

So I fbs bdcxdbkv