I Luv Emo Boys Sm! Their So Kewl!! Same With Emo Girlz Their Kewl Too

You met them…the spider in tub…

Yesterday there was a massive spider in my tub, so I got a napkin to kill it (time-sensitive spider). I crushed it, then lifted the napkin to see a completely unharmed spider. so I did it again, and once again, the spider was perfectly unharmed. I started to panic, this had never happened to me before. So I started pummeling him. I just kept pummeling and pummeling, bashing and bashing. I was actually punching him, no other word for it. I reared my fist to see a half-living spider. Still this fucker was alive. One more set of pummels, pummels fit for a man, and then, finally, he was gone. But god, what a life he lived.

The idea that birds are attracted to flashiness is so funny to me because imagine like

*Scene kid walks by*

*All birds in the vicinity immediately drop to the ground dazed, their faces bright red and their noses bleeding profusely*

Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

Gotta pay for that Switch 2 somehow

bmuuy:3

Bunbushka

I just read the word fentanyl on something and immediately started humming murder every 1 u know im so done

Creechur :3

a lovely creecher

I'm sorry my stupid gay tail started wagging when I saw you. I'll go .

I’m glad to see you walk across my dash, you cute little whatever-you-are, hope you have a great dHEY GIVE ME MY DIRT BACK

dont mind me im just wandering across your dash

Some funny little quotes from my friends today:

“I can’t wait to learn what Fidel Castro tastes like!”

“(friend’s name), you can’t bring a live hand grenade into a school building!”

“What, you mean you don’t want some flaming anus?”