Kermit For Pope

Your seventh recent emoji is how your pet feels about you

#me core

my honest response to any stimuli or information

No ;w;

are u smarter? than a deers👉🦌

Nyuuuuu th kitteh qwq

(Cat comes and sits on my lap)

+1 Cat

(I move the smallest amount imaginable)

-1 Cat

Creechur :3

a lovely creecher

The idea that birds are attracted to flashiness is so funny to me because imagine like

*Scene kid walks by*

*All birds in the vicinity immediately drop to the ground dazed, their faces bright red and their noses bleeding profusely*

Some funny little quotes from my friends today:

“I can’t wait to learn what Fidel Castro tastes like!”

“(friend’s name), you can’t bring a live hand grenade into a school building!”

“What, you mean you don’t want some flaming anus?”

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One