If I Was A Skeleton I Would Make Everything I Said Somehow Relate Back To Being A Skeleton

The idea that birds are attracted to flashiness is so funny to me because imagine like

*Scene kid walks by*

*All birds in the vicinity immediately drop to the ground dazed, their faces bright red and their noses bleeding profusely*

Reblog to make it die faster

I just read the word fentanyl on something and immediately started humming murder every 1 u know im so done

#good night eeper

11am.

Sleepy time.

bmuuy:3

Bunbushka

Gotta pay for that Switch 2 somehow

Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

I luv emo boys sm! Their so kewl!! Same with emo girlz their kewl too <3

You met them…the spider in tub…

Yesterday there was a massive spider in my tub, so I got a napkin to kill it (time-sensitive spider). I crushed it, then lifted the napkin to see a completely unharmed spider. so I did it again, and once again, the spider was perfectly unharmed. I started to panic, this had never happened to me before. So I started pummeling him. I just kept pummeling and pummeling, bashing and bashing. I was actually punching him, no other word for it. I reared my fist to see a half-living spider. Still this fucker was alive. One more set of pummels, pummels fit for a man, and then, finally, he was gone. But god, what a life he lived.

#me core

my honest response to any stimuli or information