GoT Characters As Twilight  characters

GoT characters as Twilight  characters

the similarities are astounding everyone. 

The Starks are obviously the Cullens. Bran is Alice. Jon is Edward on account of being a brooding emotional fuck. Sansa is Rosalie cause gotta slay those rapists like the queen she is. Ned is Carlisle: noble af, old & tired. Robb is Jasper, a military genius. Arya is Emmett cause both are peak jock™. Catlyn is Esme (sorry Cat…we know Esme is kinda bland, but she’s the only one that works).

Rickon is Bella. Very little personality, dies at a very inconvenient time. 

Dany is Renesmee. The Chosen One™. 

Jaime is Jacob. Hot and dumb, but will go to bat for you. Also when faced with “should I own up to my own secret” just starts getting naked. 

Cersei is Victoria. Gotta be on top and will literally slaughter you if you look at her wrong. Or kill her family. Either one. 

Which makes Joffrey…James. Heckling people for no reason and not in a nice way. 

So Robert B. is Laurent. Not the ultimate worst dude, but doesn’t do great things. Mainly because he won’t stop his horrible family members from doing horrible things *cough cough* Victoria/Cersei & James/Jeoffrey.

Lancel (pre-high sparrow) is Riley. Does anything for some dick and easily manipulated to do wrong.

Ramsay is Jane bc that bitch can really torture you. 

Myranda is Alec bc his powers aren’t as cool, but he’s gotta tag team in on that torture too.

Tyrion is Aro. Very calculated and will cut you to get his way. 

Littlefinger is Caius. Hides behind Aro like a facade but is really a lil bitch.

The entire Citadel is Marcus. Old white men. Irrelevant branch of power. The most unhelpful in basically all situations.

The Hound is Demetri. Just following orders, but really loves to catch people and watch them die.

The Mountain is Felix. Truly suicidal to challenge.

Melisandre is Heidi. Uses her body to get her and her allies what they want.  

Stannis is Sam. A true Alpha: strong leader, does what he believes is right even if it makes him unpopular. 

Shireen is Emily. Sweet summer child, but literally scarred for life.

Euron is Paul. Always mad and ready for a fight to the death in the mud. 

Brienne is Leah. Deserves everyone, gets no one due to the cruel world around her, but can beat anyones ass…especially the men that wronged her.

Poddy P is Seth bc baby cinnamon roll obviously.

Theon is Alistair. Runs away at the first sign of trouble on account of being severely traumatized and all.

Yara/Asha is Kate Denali. Electricity running through her veins like a bamf. 

The Sand Snakes are the Amazonian Vampires. Hot & cool af. 

Sam is Charlie. Learns The Truth™ (wights & white walkers & R+L). Becomes Actual Dad to everyone and Real Dad to little Sam. Always like “what in the god damn heck are we doing this is not normal”. 

No one in Twilight is good enough to be Margaery or Oberyn. 

Please add more as you see fit friends.