Carving Pumpkins

Thinking eternally about how Kakashi is the first and ONLY authority figure in Itachi's LIFE who doesn't have an underlying agenda when interacting with him. Thinking about how Danzo literally put them on a team together because he thought that they were both heartless little tools that would work ruthlessly together but instead Itachi admired how Kakashi never said a rude word about ANY commrade no matter how horrid they were to him. Thinking about the like four months where Itachi is on team Ro and has a little bit of breathing room to maybe perhaps be comfortable in the presence of someone with any degree of control over him, something he hasn't had since he was. Literally four. Thinking about Kakashi being exactly 20 years old and has always been the baby of just about ever social group until he had two traumatized teenagers foisted upon his ANBU team and he just had to be normal about that. Thinking about how Kakashi just hoped that Anbu would 'become a place of pride' for Itachi, cause what else do you say to soften the blow of being an elite assassin at age 11? ETERNALLY thinking about how CANNONICALLY in anbu if someone is talking shit on Kakashi's name then Itachi (11) (creepy as all hell 0.0 ) (half your height and CAN kick your ass) will just give them the most bewildered look in the world and call them all mean jealous losers in his head. THINK.ING.

cw: animal cruelty

aka, beginner medic nins have to practice on something :(

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Bellatrix (at a death eater meeting): This is too stressful, especially when I’m trying to have a baby

Regulus (disgusted): A baby? With whose vagina?

Bellatrix:

Regulus: write "nothing is set in stone" on my grave when I die

Regulus: its both a witty pun, AND a warning

Regulus: because I WILL be back

Narcissa: is anyone else vaguely threatened?

Snape: 'Vaguely'?

Five [MASTERPOST]

A Kakashi-centric Naruto fan comic centering around the events that occurred when Kakashi was five years old, from his early graduation to his father’s suicide.

Please note that this is a story about a child soldier living in a world where being raised for war is commonplace, so there is a global content warning for this sort of child abuse, gore/violence, and death.

(1),(2),(3),(4),(5),(6),(7) (8),(9),(10)

(11),(12),(13),(14),(15),(16),(17),

(18),(19),(20) (21),(22),(23),(24),

(25),(26),(27),(28),(29),(30),(31),

(32),(33),(34),(35),(36),(37),(37.5)

(38),(39),(40),(41),(42),(43),(44)

(45),(46),(47),(48),(49),(50),(51),

(52),(53),(54),(54.5)(54.9),(55),(56),

(57),(58),(59),(60),(61),(62),(63),(64)

(65),(66),(67),(…)

Also available to read on AO3.

Two years ago, I asked people what they would call a group of Boggarts from the Harry Potter series. Two years later, here are all the answers I got!

Original post (responses in notes): lullabyknell.tumblr.com/post/155484191443/

Posted with commentary: lullabyknellficlets.tumblr.com/post/181959823589/

An Ambush of Boggarts

A Boggie of Boggarts

A Boggle of Boggarts

A Bother of Boggarts

A Braggart of Boggarts

A Cackle of Boggarts

A Circus of Boggarts

A Comedy of Boggarts

A Creep of Boggarts

A Depression of Boggarts

A Dread of Boggarts

A Farce of Boggarts

A Fear of Boggarts

A Fright of Boggarts

A Gaggle of Boggarts

A Giggle of Boggarts

A Grimace of Boggarts

A Haze of Boggarts

An Insane Clown Posse of Boggarts

A Masquerade of Boggarts

A Mischief of Boggarts

A Nightmare of Boggarts

A Joke of Boggarts

A Rattle of Boggarts

A Redonkulous of Boggarts

A Scare of Boggarts

A Scream of Boggarts

A Screech of Boggarts

A Shudder of Boggarts

A Smog of Boggarts

A Tangle of Boggarts

A Terror of Boggarts

A Trepidation of Boggarts

A Trick of Boggarts

A Wardrobe of Boggarts

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Listen anon said retail is Regulus' villain origin story but it was also literally part of Voldemort's villain origin story

stop i can’t

voldemort turned evil cause he had to listen to all i want for christmas 257 times during christmas season

Just darting in here to say that I would love love LOVE to read (more of) that Harry & Remus penpal fic, should inspiration strike you in 2020

Man, there are SO MANY fics I’d love to write in 2020 if time permits. (I already have a PS AU in “In the Name of the Brave”, a POA AU in “because he strayed across the path”, a GOF AU in “another bend in the road”, and a DH AU in “face death in the hope”. Why not a COS AU too?) 

Anyway! Found the letters I’d written between them in one of my notebooks and I’ve posted those too now. Here’s Part One of the fic (1.4k words): 

https://lullabyknellficlets.tumblr.com/post/189837643709/an-hp-fic-wolf-at-the-mailbox-14k-words-of-a

And here’s Part Two (3k words) with the actual letters: 

https://lullabyknellficlets.tumblr.com/post/189858000764/an-hp-fic-wolf-at-the-mailbox-3k-continuation

Sirius, bursting into Regulus's room: At my age, do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?

Regulus: At the hands of your sibling?

Sirius: An accident.

Regulus: Yeah, it will be an 'Accident'.

Sirius, fuming: NO-ONE PICKS ON MY BROTHER BUT ME!

Sirius: Messing with Reggie is a privilege, not a right.