Sirius Would 1000% Support Regulus And His Arsonist Ways

Regulus: write "nothing is set in stone" on my grave when I die

Regulus: its both a witty pun, AND a warning

Regulus: because I WILL be back

Narcissa: is anyone else vaguely threatened?

Snape: 'Vaguely'?

saitama is frankly such a millennial icon. like. the apathetic way he acts about most things. the fact that he just wants to find a decent job so he can pay for his basic needs. how he runs from commitment. how he let a near stranger move into his house only because he promised to pay the rent. just. what an icon.

After Sirius is badly hurt by Walburga, Regulus takes him to the Potters, where Euphemia takes him under her wing until Sirius is awake and healed. They have days baking and playing piano, James, Fleamont are all huge quidditch and have days spend on their brooms. When Sirius wakes up he realises Regulus has fit in perfectly with his found family, and the potters don’t plan on letting the two Black brothers go..

<33 regulus and euphemia mother son bond supremacy

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Seer!Regulus where the first thing he ever Sees is his death in the cave. He feels apathetic towards most things because he happens to have foresight and feels as though it’s all set in stone already. Everything he interacts with is an omen (his wand is cypress wood and thestral, every time he drinks tea the leaves seem to spell something out, he dreams of Sirius running away despite him not showing any signs at home, looks into a fire and sees the Dark Mark). He goes into the cave and drinks the poison, gets dragged underwater, but in the middle of drowning has a vision of Voldemort having made other Horcruxes, and he’s like oh shit, I refuse to die now. So he gives Fate a big ol’ middle finger and manages to gtfo (maybe through some weird apparition clause or whatev) and for the first time, he has no idea what the future holds.

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someone write it hcbcbckdnd i love the idea of him just getting a vision while he’s drowning and then just saying no fuck u i’m not dying

By far my favorite “weakness cancels out strength” dynamic in Harry Potter is that Remus has such a naturally strong and persuasive personality. People Listen To Him and he doesn’t have to even try. He stops whole arguments in their tracks, he is capable of cutting right to the heart of someone and making them feel So Bad.

but then he’s deathly afraid of ever telling anyone to do anything because they might get mad at him

No thoughts, head empty, only Kakashi tiredly fighting 2 Akatsuki lumberjacks with (1) kunai and like half of a normal person’s chakra while looking out for his dead friend’s students 

forty seventh prompt:

regulus is sent forward in time, into harry’s fifth year. he’s in his younger 15-year-old body, and the book starts off with him waking up on the knight bus, still holding all his memories.

he attends hogwarts again, with the help of dumbledore telling the teachers to not say anything about him. regulus also gets sorted into slytherin, and is tasked by dumbledore to help with researching the horcruxes.

it’s only when harry struggles with teaching a spell to dumbledore’s army that regulus is approached and asked to co-teach.

some things that could be used:

- regulus uses the room of requirement for a new library with some horcrux books in it. hermione sees him use the wall one time and tries to like interrogate him and he’s like uhm

- he helps the weasleys do a prank at one point and they’re the ones that recommend he can help the army

- harry’s always staring at him cause ‘wow this dude looks so familiar’

- regulus and snape argue in class constantly

- regulus starts teaching harry occlumency

- he’s got tons of scars from the inferni and when umbridge is like “nothings gonna hurt you!” that one time in class everyone just turns and. stares at him

- or, instead of the weasleys recommending him it’s luna cause they’re friends :)

- regulus mothers draco cause he was supposed to be his godfather lmao

- he could run in and save sirius at last minute

- oh yeah he’d need to have a different name as well lmaoo

- honestly should i write this i have so many ideas

yall i just found the funniest thing on the harry potter wiki