Regulus Brews Wolfsbane Potion For Remus And Gives Him A Bell Like Those Apps That Remind You To Drink

Harry: Oh and Hermione started S.P.E.W

Sirius: She started spewing?

Hermione: No. S.P.E.W. It’s an organization that fights for house elf rights and makes sure they get treated fairly

Sirius (scoffing): Have you met house elves? Have you met my house elf? They’re annoying and nosy

Hermione (frowning): That’s not nice Sirius. They deserve to be treated equally. Maybe if you were a bit nicer to Kreacher, he’d be nicer to you

Sirius (remembering a black haired boy with bright gray eyes saying the exact same words to him at the exact same table 20 years ago): How much?

Hermione: Excuse me?

Sirius: How much do you need to get it started?

Hermione: I don’t need m-

Sirius (interrupting): I have money to spend and it’s for a good cause. It’ll be a monthly donation. Make it in the name of Reggie

Hermione: Uh okay? I’ll make the donation in Reggie’s name

Sirius (smiling and thinking of how much he hated to be called Reggie): Good. Thank you.

harry: i won't stop until you're defeated for good!

voldemort: wizard jesus, kid, intense much? what's your problem?

harry: you LITERALLY MURDERED MY PARENTS

voldemort: murdered my parents too, you don't see me bitching about it

DOG MAN ♥ Which dog is your favorite? Mine is Kakashi.

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Sirius, fuming: NO-ONE PICKS ON MY BROTHER BUT ME!

Sirius: Messing with Reggie is a privilege, not a right.

#naruto #kakashi #funny

Going through my naruto phase 15 years too late is truly embarrassing.

I’ve been working on this little comic for a while and it’s been a real joy! I’ll probably post the rest of this comic tomorrow cuz it has absolutely flopped on every other social media.

if you had to pick a song (or more than one, if you’d like) to describe regulus, what would it be?

this is totally not a ploy to get some song recs

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okay i have a lot few so bare with me 

the beach by the neighbourhood, i don’t want to set the world on fire by the ink spots, exit music for a film by radiohead, pigeon by cavetown, body by mother mother, chlorine by twenty one pilots, high enough by k.flay, pork soda by glass animals, take a slice by glass animals, everything moves by bronze radio returns, 

i don’t care by fall out boy, burning pile by mother mother, holiday by lil nas x, wolf by first aid kit, blood // water (both normal and acoustic version) by grandson, little dark age by MGMT, running with the wolves by AURORA, sucker for pain by lil wayne, 

stranger by amber run, smile by lily allen, screw loose by lime cordiale, here comes the end by gerard way, bad bad things by AJJ, good from far by lime cordiale, grind me down (jawster remix) by lilianna wilde, mama’s gun by glass animals, touch-tone telephone by lemon demon, familia by nicki minaj and anuel AA, born bold by valley of wolves, i’m yer dad by GRLwood, nice guy by GRLwood, ava by famy, i am defiant by the seige, my own by whitaker and always gold by radical face

SORRY THERES SO MANY ITS JUST THEY ALL REMIND ME OF REGULUS HAH

Andromeda: I don't have the right to show interest in someone?

Regulus: You absolutely do, and I absolutely have the right to humiliate you for it.

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Regulus would punt baby Voldemort in the afterlife like a soccer ball

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HE SEE’S THAT LIL NASTY ASS THING TAHT WAS UNDER THE BENCH AND BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF IT

“Put him on his knees give him something to believe in” has the exact same energy and depth of meaning as anything Hozier puts out on the regular but since it’s sung by Megan Thee Stallion no one takes it seriously. In this essay I will-

Sirius: I'm going to the store, do you want anything?

Regulus: All my enemies dead and out of my life.

Sirius: I have like 10 galleons.