trevor is the best character in harry potter. he is just a little toad, who is full of sin
let's talk about how rin nohara died entirely for male angst even tho she had more character potential than either of her teammates
i would kill to see Reg in your style (and maybe Sirius along with him,,,, being Brothers,,, but only if you wantđđ)
honestly, regulus doesn't get enough representation
hope you like it ^^
Everybody's so mad about Mud Eater Reg and People Licker Reg like do you people not have siblings? Like I would be catfighting with my bro and he's stronger, so when he had me pinned down and I couldn't squirm away, I just spat up at his face. It was very effective, even if some of it landed back on my face. And if you're telling me Slytherin Reg wouldn't bite, lick and spit and pull hair to win a fight I don't know what to tell you
i think everyoneâs gone feral over mud eating regulus is because like. itâs regulus. when you think of him you think of cool, calm, collected but here here r making him into a fucking Goober
my flatmate convinced me to watch âteen beach movieâ and oh boi I donât regret it this movie has everything
himbos
the existential horror of being fictional
tacky musical numbers
the two genders: surfers and bikers
an entire number about âknowing what girls/boys likeâ
flamboyant villains that are probably married with two kids
Les Camembert
feminism? in my 60s girls slumber party? itâs more likely than you think
a biker called butchy which is probably like the least straight name if youâre wearing leather and singing
so many references to Grease, West Side Story and Happy Days that are totally wasted on the target audience
the power of friendship? no - the power of dumbass chaotic teens
I've always had this version of Regulus in my head that's completely against most fandom perspective of him. Instead of being the calm collected or the scared little brother, I see him being a lot like Bellatrix. A child with crack head energy since the day he was born. Where Sirius holds back with cocky taunts Regulus runs head first screaming at the top of his lugs and his robes on fire that he himself set.
oh my god
crack head energy regulus + the flamethrower
guys
dobby: master has given dobby a flock!
dobby: dobby has geese!
Seer!Regulus where the first thing he ever Sees is his death in the cave. He feels apathetic towards most things because he happens to have foresight and feels as though itâs all set in stone already. Everything he interacts with is an omen (his wand is cypress wood and thestral, every time he drinks tea the leaves seem to spell something out, he dreams of Sirius running away despite him not showing any signs at home, looks into a fire and sees the Dark Mark). He goes into the cave and drinks the poison, gets dragged underwater, but in the middle of drowning has a vision of Voldemort having made other Horcruxes, and heâs like oh shit, I refuse to die now. So he gives Fate a big olâ middle finger and manages to gtfo (maybe through some weird apparition clause or whatev) and for the first time, he has no idea what the future holds.
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someone write it hcbcbckdnd i love the idea of him just getting a vision while heâs drowning and then just saying no fuck u iâm not dying
flitwickâs approach to teaching charms class is just âhey hereâs a spell, now everyone cast it on each other and weâll see what happensâ and honestly itâs amazing
im not sure whether I should be proud of this or horrified but thank you to @regulusprompts for this
if anyone wants me to write any of the other chaotic regulus things from over there lemme know
and now may i present the story of regulus and the inferius, a 666 word story
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The life of an inferius was boring, that much he knew. Long ago, he had been alive, beenâ well, he couldnât really remember. He remembered walking through the streets, feeling the warm sun on his skin, smiling at a pretty girl as he passed by.Â
He could hardly remember how the clouds looked, how the warm summer breeze through his hair felt, what it was like to feel alive. All he had known for the past fifteen years was icy water, floating in the bottom of some lake. There were other inferi around, but inferi generally werenât the best conversation partners, and so his social life was lacking. Majorly.
So because there werenât cute guys or pretty girls to spend his time with, he spent most of it daydreaming.Â
(Sometimes he wondered what his name was. Gregor perhaps? He felt like a Gregor. Gregor it was.)
Sometimes he tried to think if he had had a family, friends, a significant other perhaps while he was alive. He always came up blank.Â
Gregor didnât know if most inferi had goals or not. The dead bodies floating around him didnât seem to overflow with ambition, but who knew? He had never actually talked to them. And so Gregor decided that for year 16 of being an inferi, something would change. He would find someone, either to date or to attack, whichever he felt like. The months of 1979 went by slowly, not a person entering the cold and dreary cave that had become his home, and Gregor slowly began to lose hope.
But then, October 20th came around and everything changed. The Dark Lord entered the cave, accompanied by a small and shriveled up creature. He racked his brains trying to think of what it was, but couldnât think of anything. He had been dead long enough that thinking had become hard. He vaguely heard the Dark Lord talking, calling it a house elfâ what a strange name, honestlyâ and then realized the creature was being forced to drink the potion.Â
He could feel the inferi around him stirring eagerly, sensing that another was about to meet their doom in the watery depths, and Gregor joined them, lurking just under the surface of the water and waiting. The moment the creatureâs hands broke the surface, he reached out and grabbed the house elfâs wrist, pulling him under. He had been the first to grab him, though he was soon surrounded by other inferi, all eagerly pulling the elf down towards into the murky depths.Â
Gregor could see the creature struggling to breathe, and relished that there would be another soon joining them in the lake, though this one wasnât exactly his type. And then the small creature twisted and vanished.
He had lost his chance. Even if the creature wasnât really the sort of person he was looking for, Gregor wouldâve taken it. But now, he was alone again.
The days crept by until November 2nd. A day that had started out as uninteresting as the others became the best day of his undead inferius life. The creature returned, accompanied not by the Dark Lord, but by a boy, looking perhaps a few months younger than Gregor was when he died.Â
And if the house elf wasnât Gregorâs type, this boy definitely was. Silky black hair curling softly at his shoulders, a dark black ensemble trimmed with emerald green, strong dragonhide boots. Silver grey eyes.Â
This was the one that he wanted.Â
Gregor waited, his anticipation building as the strange boy drank the potion. As he crawled to the shore. His hand had barely touched the water when Gregor moved, holding the boyâs wrist tightly as he fought.
His efforts were in vain.
Gregor felt more than he had in years. Perhaps he wasnât a proper inferius, being able to feel at all, but as he held onto the strange boy and pulled him down deeper into the water, all he could feel was exultation.Â
The boy was his.