Hatake Kakashi Being A Sassy Little Piece Of Shit

R.A.B.

For @narutoweeks .

Day 5: otogakure / favorite summoning animal / ninken🐾.

On this special occasion is eight ninja dogs that complete Kakashi's Ninken team🐾.

severus in the slytherin common room after calling an assembly: ok level with me, which one of you fucks opened the chamber of secrets? i promise i won’t get mad.

Five [MASTERPOST]

A Kakashi-centric Naruto fan comic centering around the events that occurred when Kakashi was five years old, from his early graduation to his father’s suicide.

Please note that this is a story about a child soldier living in a world where being raised for war is commonplace, so there is a global content warning for this sort of child abuse, gore/violence, and death.

(1),(2),(3),(4),(5),(6),(7) (8),(9),(10)

(11),(12),(13),(14),(15),(16),(17),

(18),(19),(20) (21),(22),(23),(24),

(25),(26),(27),(28),(29),(30),(31),

(32),(33),(34),(35),(36),(37),(37.5)

(38),(39),(40),(41),(42),(43),(44)

(45),(46),(47),(48),(49),(50),(51),

(52),(53),(54),(54.5)(54.9),(55),(56),

(57),(58),(59),(60),(61),(62),(63),(64)

(65),(66),(67),(…)

Also available to read on AO3.

a full set of kids in the 90s.

harry: i'm just saying

harry: when i finally snap and punch snape or dumbledore

harry: nobody can blame me

AU where Regulus is a natural Legilimens. He just doesn't react to reading people minds and stay silent most of the time. He get overwhelmed easily in crowded so he avoids them. Everyone sees him as a timid little boy until they spend time with him. Then he's spewing every dark thought they ever have as if though he uncovered it by "investigating" them. They think he knows all and is a dark lord in the making when in reality Regulus has to sit though hours of his classmatea thoughts. If he has to listen to James Potter swoon over Lily Evans while At the same time listen Sirius weird crush on the professor he's going to scream. Not to mention everyone is thirsty for either him or his brother and he CAN HEAR ALL OF IT.

one day he snaps and just says “shut up!” and the persons like “i ain’t say anything 😳” and he’s like “uhhuh. sure you didn’t you trick ass bitch”

What if Tonks wasn't the only Black that was accident prone. What if Regulus was a total clumsy fellow but he played if off. "Shit you okay" "yeah why wouldn't I be?" "You just rolled down the entire Quidditch Bleachers" "yeah and?" "...." while on the inside Regulus is crying and trying not to show how much that hurt

HAHAH REGULUS FALLS OVER IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE GREAT HALL AND JUST GLARES AT SOMEBODY WHEN THEY TRY TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT IT

saitama is frankly such a millennial icon. like. the apathetic way he acts about most things. the fact that he just wants to find a decent job so he can pay for his basic needs. how he runs from commitment. how he let a near stranger move into his house only because he promised to pay the rent. just. what an icon.

trevor is the best character in harry potter. he is just a little toad, who is full of sin