I’m A Cheap Date, Feed Me 2 Drinks And I’ll Be In The Bathroom Eating You Out.

therapists saying you're surprisingly self aware is like being called a pleasure to have in class for adults

one person can be everything

“you’re an old soul” is just old people speak for “i notice youve been depressed since you were 9″

omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out

you’re too busy being a dungeon master at your d&d game when you could be mastering my dungeon instead (i’m talking about my pussy)

mom said it’s MY turn to lay gently in the cold dark earth

Giving her little star stickers as a reward every time she cums for me

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