Morixlx - Whatssup

to win my heart, you must defeat the 3 evils known as Fear of abandonment, Constant reassurance, and Clingy beyond reason

its almost “fuck me in your hoodie on the countertop while we bake cookies” season.

I cannot relate to people who dislike female characters for “being manipulative.” She’s literally creative problem solving before your eyes. She’s literally just using her words. Maybe the other blorbos should be less pawn-like for her beautiful hands hmm

French kissing her pussy from the back

Lesbian bases be like

1st base: sharing deep seated sexual preferences

2nd base: confession of love

3rd base: first date

"Thoughts on women?" Yeah pretty much constantly

might fuck around and walk into a thick fog and never return idk

I told my students they're allowed to be creative and don't have to be factual when writing about themselves in German because I keep getting questions like "what if I don't have roommates or what if I don't have hobbies" and I'm like guys just make something up! Have fun! I won't fact check you!

So now I am grading homework where a student is claiming to be from North Korea and his hobby is tax fraud