Sorry I Was Born To Be A Hot Lesbian Trophy Wife I Literally Don’t Make The Rules Here

“you’re an old soul” is just old people speak for “i notice youve been depressed since you were 9″

when someone doesn’t wanna tell me what i did wrong and suddenly i’m 8 years old wondering what i did to make my mom mad again

picture of dorian gray but dorian and basil are brothers and it's modern.

phantom of the opera but it's a ya version with franchise potential.

wuthering heights but it's margot robbie and jacob elordi.

I’m a cheap date, feed me 2 drinks and I’ll be in the bathroom eating you out.

fuck texting i just wanna bite u bro

i’m so bitable btw if you even care

my gender is bad porn parodies of horror movies