POV: Your Lex Just Trying To Survive An Ancient Pyramid Made For An Alien Species Of Warrior Hunter’s

Who needs to clean up now Dex?

So my (safe) bet for Badlands is that the Elder Predator we see going after Dek in the trailer, is his father. The plot details we got the other day mention Dek is trying to prove himself to his father, so his father also being the Clan Elder has way too much drama and angst potential to be ignored.

Side Bar: My second bet is that Elle Fanning’s line “Your hunting something that can’t be killed” is setting up Dek to deliver “If it bleeds, I can kill it.”, double points for me if it’s the only line Dek says in the movie that’s in English.

Idk what it is, but Danny Trejo calling Rancors emotionally complex creatures gives me so much serotonin.

Kong When He Puts On The Gauntlet:

I might do a more interesting Lily (CD-Call) post later related to Dragon Age/Mass Effect, but for now I’ll settle for a nice and simple one.

It’s objectively really funny that Lily is apparently an Ander’s defender, like certified Angsty White Boy hater Lily fuckin Orchard picked the funniest Angsty White Boy to make an exception for. Like she could’ve gone on about awful he is the same way she does for guys like Hunter and most people’s response would’ve been “Oh you hate the guy who makes everything a thousand times worse for everybody, especially mages??. Yeah that makes sense, that’s fair.”

I mean I know it’s because Lily sees the mages the same way she sees the Krogan, as just innocent oppressed victims who are 100% justified in any extreme violent action even if it’s objectively a bad move that makes everything worse. And also, she likes being a contrarian cause it let her pretend like she has an original opinion/thought.

After rewatching the Willow series I had the same thought I did the first time, if Disney is still thinking about doing a Pirates Of The Caribbean reboot I know who should be the star.

Controversial Hot Take: Spongeball is just the Simpsons for Gen Z kids.

So I rewatched the 09 remake of Friday The 13th after getting my copy of the limited edition 4k release (not to brag or anything) and I gotta say, this movie still fucking rules.

Great kills and easily one of the best iterations of Jason Voorhees period, seriously just the levels of personality and animalistic aggression Derek Mears gives Jason puts him on par with Kane Hodder.

R.I.P. Edward Kenway, you would’ve loved Divorced Dad Rock.

Me watching GTA fans complain about having to wait forever for GTA 6 as Bully Scholarship fan.