mrdisturbed1799

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So my (safe) bet for Badlands is that the Elder Predator we see going after Dek in the trailer, is his father. The plot details we got the other day mention Dek is trying to prove himself to his father, so his father also being the Clan Elder has way too much drama and angst potential to be ignored.

Side Bar: My second bet is that Elle Fanning’s line “Your hunting something that can’t be killed” is setting up Dek to deliver “If it bleeds, I can kill it.”, double points for me if it’s the only line Dek says in the movie that’s in English.

I might do a more interesting Lily (CD-Call) post later related to Dragon Age/Mass Effect, but for now I’ll settle for a nice and simple one.

It’s objectively really funny that Lily is apparently an Ander’s defender, like certified Angsty White Boy hater Lily fuckin Orchard picked the funniest Angsty White Boy to make an exception for. Like she could’ve gone on about awful he is the same way she does for guys like Hunter and most people’s response would’ve been “Oh you hate the guy who makes everything a thousand times worse for everybody, especially mages??. Yeah that makes sense, that’s fair.”

I mean I know it’s because Lily sees the mages the same way she sees the Krogan, as just innocent oppressed victims who are 100% justified in any extreme violent action even if it’s objectively a bad move that makes everything worse. And also, she likes being a contrarian cause it let her pretend like she has an original opinion/thought.

R.I.P. Edward Kenway, you would’ve loved Divorced Dad Rock.

This was Vi’s exact reaction to Cait when she took her top off.

At the risk of being a broken record, LETS. FUCKING. GO!

“The pain, I can assure you, will be exquisite. As for our deaths, there is nothing to fear. Our names will be written on a thousand walls. Our crimes told and retold by our faithful believers. We shall die together in front of their very eyes and give them something to be haunted by. Come with me and be immortal.”-Candyman

R.I.P. Tony Todd.

No fucking way, I actually made the list let’s fucking go!

I was literally thinking of making a joke post that would go something like “Hey do you guys think my four posts about Lily qualify me for the list?”, I say joke post cause I’m not so self obsessed as to think my posts were enough to put me on Lily or her fans radar. Guess I should’ve had a higher opinion of myself.

Now I can take joy in the fact that my posts have irritated a small group of annoying people, and quite possibly Lily herself assuming she does stalk the tags or has seen the list.

Lily you only have two videos that are approaching 9 million views, AND THEY’RE BOTH FROM SIX YEARS AGO!

That’s not a brag Lily, especially considering no video you’ve made since then have even come close to those kind of numbers. Your videos routinely tap out at 40K or 50K, occasionally you’ll get lucky and have a video crack a 100K. Contrast this with Joon, who’s videos are either approaching a million views or are at a million views.

Like Lily, the video about Star Wars you released the day before Joon’s video about you dropped is currently stuck at 18K. His video is currently at 489K, it ratioed you in just 5 hours of it’s release. I’m sorry Lily you can’t play the numbers game with Joon, cause you objectively will lose.

And bullshit you didn’t have to leech off better creators to get those views, because you absolutely fucking did. That’s what I’d call two videos where you capitalized on the wave of negative and often outright reactionary discourse surrounding those two shows especially SU. Unless your trying to say your better than the creators of SU or LOK, cause if so I believe the appropriate response is a hearty Lol a Lmao even.

P.S. Also Lily please, pick a fucking lane with the SU video already. Either commit to bragging about all the views it got and how successful it was or don’t. Because you can’t brag about it and then get offended anytime someone suggests it might’ve influenced the wider perception of the show.

YOOO! They’re letting him cook!

If I had nickel for every time a Canadian creep dipshit brought up Epstein in their denial, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

So I rewatched the 09 remake of Friday The 13th after getting my copy of the limited edition 4k release (not to brag or anything) and I gotta say, this movie still fucking rules.

Great kills and easily one of the best iterations of Jason Voorhees period, seriously just the levels of personality and animalistic aggression Derek Mears gives Jason puts him on par with Kane Hodder.

Ok, I have a very earnest question for Lily and her diehard fans.

What part of the Writing Tips thread was a joke?

In the event you respond to this question with a frustrated “Why does no one believe it was a joke??”, allow me to answer that question ahead of time. It’s because all the Tips just so happen to be opinions and beliefs Lily expresses to this day, like enemies to lovers is abusive, heroes should just kill the bad guys, slice of life is better than action, anime bad, Zuko doesn’t have a redemption arc, storyboard artists can’t write ever, and etc etc.

To be fair the thread is funny, just not in any way that’s intentional. The way that most of the Tips are just the most blatant examples of vague posting you’ve ever seen is hilarious, the tips that make Lily look like a hypocrite and are deeply ironic are also pretty funny.

Now if any Lily fans are still reading this I’m gonna give you a little bit of homework, look up the term “Schrodinger’s Douchebag”.

One of the strangest parts in Lily’s video about the allegations is how she ends a screaming rant about how unfair it is no one believes her denials, with an “And that’s why treat my fans like shit when they have the audacity to recommend me things!”.

This post has has the same vibe as that, posting a rant about how your critics definitely dehumanize you the same way you do just with serious accusations instead of being called an It. Then ending that rant with not with the serious stuff, but with the running sock puppets accusations? Odd. Like running sock puppets and being a groomer, are not equally serious accusations.

And Lily knows that, but it still really really bugs the shit out of her anyways. Because it’s true, just like how she does treat her fans like garbage it’s true she uses sock puppets (she uses at least one). but she can’t just deny it outright, she needs to slip in the denial/excuse at the end of the serious stuff/trauma dumping so you dear reader are more willing to buy it. But the problem with this strategy is simple, it’s super jarring cause it doesn’t fit the situation and it ends up having the opposite effect to anyone who isn’t one of her diehards.

P.S. Just so it doesn’t have to go unsaid, Lily would absolutely yelling everyone’s ear off if Ant, Crim, or Sai called her an “It”.

POV: Your Lex just trying to survive an ancient pyramid made for an alien species of warrior hunter’s rite of passage, when the last surviving member of the Predator’s hunting party she needs to convince to team up with her decides to make her a cool gift.

Shepherd when Tali tells him about the Turian who called her a “Suit-Rat” when she was hurt.

I feel like Grunt and Miranda would have a funny friendship, bonding over being test tube babies with fathers obsessed with perfection and legacy.

Me gifting a human survivor a cheeseburger from the spectator’s screen after using the teleporter to save myself.

Kong When He Puts On The Gauntlet:

Evil Dead Rise Spoilers Without Context:

In honor of Predator 2’s Birthday I wanna state that it’s not only the best sequel in the franchise, it’s also one of the best sequels ever made. And if I really wanted to drop a hot take I’d make the case it’s better than the first movie, but that’s a topic for another day.

My Horror Hot Take is that Trick R Treat is a better Halloween movie than Halloween

Hearing the rumors about Far Cry 7 reminded me of the fact that canonically in the world of Far Cry, this man killed Kim Jong-Ill.

Star Wars Fans When A Guy Survives Being Cut In Half Cause He Was Too Angry: 😁

Star Wars Fans When a Girl Survives Being Stabbed Cause She Received Immediate Medical Attention: 😡

After rewatching the Willow series I had the same thought I did the first time, if Disney is still thinking about doing a Pirates Of The Caribbean reboot I know who should be the star.

I just want to inform everyone that the American remake of The Ring holds up and you really should watch if you haven’t before.

Guys, Prey is so fucking good.

An article title so good I almost forgive them for ranking The Predator higher than Predator 2.

Seriously though, Predator 2 is objectively the best of the Predator sequels.

Hi I’m here to say that anyone that tells you that Malignant is awful is wrong, they’re just straight up wrong. Like stop what your doing and watch it right now, don’t look up anything about it just watch it now.

*Me watching Leatherface in the new movie snap a man’s arm open and proceed to stab the fuck out of the guy with his own protruding bone*

Idk what it is, but Danny Trejo calling Rancors emotionally complex creatures gives me so much serotonin.