Please don't be mean. I cry when people are mean and I don't want to cry.
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Top-quality romance
whenever I see someone being sad over Akutagawa being "dead" and not coming back this is what I picture btw
atsushi at some point gets a jar/piggie bank that he fills with spare change all the time and it's to save up to buy something he wants but has no need for - since he doesn't want to just buy it since he has other important things to use his money for ya know
what atsushi doesn't know - because it's not a clear material so he can't see what's on the inside - is that he is not the only one filling it
kyouka makes sure he's out the room before adding her spare change to it
dazai comes over for breakfast and goes to the bathroom (he sneaks into atsushi's room and adds change... is it his own change? um... anyway)
kunikida gives some of his extra change to kyouka to add
when the tanizakis and haruno r over to hang out, they add some change in it too
yosano and ranpo give kyouka their spare change to add too
hell even fukuzawa has set aside some spare change to add to atsushi's jar
and what atsushi doesn't know is that one time kyouka was home alone and she heard a sound from the bedroom so she grabbed the closest knife and summoned demon snow and went to investigate only to find akutagawa pouring money into atsushi's jar
they stared at each other and then kyouka nodded and left
One of the saddest things about the Black brothers relationship never improving was the fact that we were robbed of this dynamic duo of brothers who were both morally grey and dramatic as fuck.
Remus, watching as Regulus frantically tries to shove a dead body into a suitcase before the Aurors got there: So.... What'cha got there, Pads?
Sirius: . . .
Remus: . . .
Sirius: A smoothie.
Sirius: *sips strawberry-banana smoothie loudly*
Look at him adding war paint because he knows his bf is a fucking tsundere who will never admit when something is bothering him and doesn't want him to feel weird about his scars. I love him so much.
"Shipping Regulily is the same as shipping Snily."
No, it's not. And here's why:
Snape and Lily started out differently than Regulus and Lily. Snape was her childhood friend. While Lily probably had muggle friends, he was the only one to understand what she was going through when she had bouts of accidental magic. He showed her she wasn't a freak like her older sister was saying. Which is why what happened between them was a betrayal. He was already her friend, and he called her the worst racial slur possible against muggleborns (in public, no less), because he was embarrassed when she stood up for him like the good friend she was. Because it wasn't just about calling Lily names. It was the fact that he thought poorly about muggleborns, and Lily was just the exception.
And instead of taking that moment as a learning experience and turning neutral, at the very least, with the hope that they could restart their friendship if he shows he's actually changed, Snape doubles down. He joins Voldemort and moves up the ranks. There's a train of thought that if Voldemort hadn't killed Lily Potter, then Snape would have remained a death eater, and I agree with it whole-heartedly.
Compare that to Regulus, who was canonically kind to his house elf, a creature most are dismissive of at best and downright abusive to at worst, despite growing up in the Black House with Walburga of all mothers. Would he have ingrained prejudices due to his upbringing? Of course. But he is willing to change, and that is the difference. He sacrificed his life to betray everything his family wanted for him in order to help stop Voldemort.
The best part? He wasn't Lily's friend originally. Their relationship could start of with cool indifference and being coldly polite with each other. It's only after spending time with Lily does Regulus start to critically think about his prejudices. And Lily, who realizes this, is more than happy to show him that there is more to muggleborns and muggles than his family thinks.
Regulily is different than Snily because when Regulily gets together, whether romantic or platonic, Regulus has already faced his internal prejudices. There isn't an undertone of, "I dislike muggleborns, but I like you."
Of course, this is simply my opinion.
‘that ship doesn’t even make sense they never even interacted in canon!’ have you considered that i ship characters based on their dynamics and the potential they could have had if they did interact
This is going to be a wild take: under certain circumstances, I actually wouldn't mind if Dazai stayed dead.
Obviously, I want him alive, and am still in denial about how permanent his death truly is. But what's worse than an outright statement going "Dazai is dead and will never be brought back to BSD", is the uncertainty (partially because of the fandom). If he's dead, I want to have a skk scene that obliterates my heart.
I want what's left of the PM or the ADA to find vampire Chuuya, cradling Dazai's rotting corpse in his arms as he tries again and again, unsuccessfully, to save him by turning him into a vampire. Where each time he tries, Dazai's ability lashes out and removes the foreign ability, and he dies all over again. I want a Chuuya who has already been turned back to a human during one of his attempts, but still continues anyways because he can't cope, until the people who found him have to physically pry him away from Dazai.
I have a craving, and that craving is hurt/no comfort.
Edit: I have actually started a fanfiction. It's called "Izuku Meets SAO Abridged" The url is:
Sobbing, this is the cutest thing ever ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Days at the cafe
Completely obsessed with this edit. It's what made me get off my butt and actually search for the translated web novel instead of just waiting for the manhwa to update.
"When the Third Wheel Strikes Back" PV :D
(Spoiler references to Chapters 300-640+)
You can also watch it here! youtu.be/QXKeqf1PUMo
currently obsessed with the idea that james and lily so obviously flirted with regulus and he was just sitting there like "wow, my brother's friends are so kind" while his head is in lily's lap and she's braiding his hair and his feet are in james' lap and james is messaging his legs
James: *sneaking in through their window* Lily: *turning in their chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you've been all night? James: I was with Regulus? Regulus: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?
Peter: Never have I ever kissed one of the Blacks
James, Lily, Remus: *drinks*
Sirius, pointing at James and Lily: I haven’t kissed either of you
James:
Sirius: So who’d you kiss
Lily: Regulus
James: Yeah, Regulus
Sirius:
Regulus, appearing out of nowhere: I can confirm
Remus: called it!
Everyone else:
Sirius: what the actual fuck
When Lily needs to distract James she asks him to explain quidditch, and he is then busy rambling and collecting gear and slideshows for like an hour
When Lily has to distract Regulus she hands him a book and says "I really like the scene at the end" and then just lets him read
When James needs to distract Regulus he calls Sirius and hands Reg the phone
When James needs to distract Lily he hands her a bunch of new potion ingredients and runs away.
When Regulus needs to distract James he hands him a bouncy ball
When Regulus needs to distract Lily he asks her where a very specific item is that he has definitely hidden
Me, messing around with giving AI prompts: "Hey, how can I skirt around writing smut without making it look stupid?"
AI: "I'll use the two characters you made up for in the previous prompt: Josh and Tim, and give you an example."
Me: "Didn't you kill off Tim in the previous prompt by having Josh throw him off a cliff?"
AI: "FUCK YOU, THEY'RE GAY!"
WHY IS THE FANDOM SLEEPING ON ED X LING?! THEY ALREADY HAD THEIR VERSION OF THE MEET-CUTE; LING HAS PUT HIS LIFE IN DANGER TRYING TO SAVE ED; AND ED LITERALLY GROWS TO ACCEPT ALL OF LING (even if it's just as a friend), INCLUDING HIS DECISION TO HOST GREED. NOT TO MENTION, THEY ARE BOTH THE SAME AGE, UNLIKE ROYED.
#I'm sobbing #Edling only had 600 works on AO3 #while Royed has over 4k
Ling: the stars are beautiful tonight.
Winry: yeah.
Ling: do you know what else is beautiful?
Winry: Ed.
Ling, sighing: Ed.
Beloved creator and internet shouty man Danny Motta said that Rei suwa as an adult looked like Aizawa today.
I’m slowly having the realisation that buddy daddies is just erasermic hitman au fanfic where they raise uraraka together.
Danny Motta on YouTube made this comparison and I hate it but he’s also right.
I do not know if anyone knows the YouTuber DannyMotta, but he does reactionary videos to various anime shows and movies (along with other things, but anime makes up a majority of his work). He has finally started watched Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood and is going into it completely blind.
He said he hadn't expected much from Fuehrer King Bradley. I await the day he completely eats his words.
As a fanfiction writer, some of my friends always ask me why the stories I dedicate any amount of effort into are the gender bent ones where the male protagonist turns into a female. Is it because I do not want to ship two guys together so one of them has to be female? Absolutely not. I just think that it would be interested in how the story progression would look with a girl.
Fullmetal Alchemist? Roy not understanding how the fuck to treat this tempest compressed into the body of a tiny, human child. Sure, she might give him sleepless nights over property damage and lack of respect to local authorities, but he also remembered the time she called him on his personal phone, crying hysterically, because no one explained menstruation to her and she thought her bleeding was an early sign of her mother's sickness.
This was mainly about Fullmetal alchemist, but my point stands
I'll get back to you all when I finally have my tally.
Chuuya:
Chuuya:
Grabbing both Akutagawa siblings: "Mine."
Grabbing Kyouka: "Mine."
Grabbing Kenji: "Mine."
Dragging Atsushi by his suspenders: "I'll take this one too for good measure."
Kyuusaku, in the travel-sized child carrier strapped to his chest: :)
This. This gives me life.
They aren’t allowed to drink together anymore
Fyodor, gesturing to Nikolai: This is Reginald. He's a purebred doberman. He cost $2000 and I was on a waiting list for two years to get him.
Dazai, tackling Atsushi and Sigma: These are my babies Chonko and F*ck*ss. I found them in a dumpster and I love the more than life itself.
Kunikida: DAZAI! WHERE IS YOUR PAPERWORK?!?!
Dazai: I'm sorry, my cat ate it~
Atsushi, completely dead inside: Meow.