I'm Feeling It Not Gonna Lie.

Hey he just wants the best and it don't get much better then Batman.

Texts From Superheroes

Poison Ivy and Riddler are hilarious together, thier always arguing and it kind of entertaining to watch/read. Just standing in a room they'll find a reason to argue or those few timese they worked together spend the whole time arguing. They don't need to be at war with one another. They don't need to be angry. They just don't get along with one another and it's just funny to watch. There are serious heavy moments but it's mostly entertaining.

I just saw an ad for Tumblr it Said "where your interests connect you to your people". I'm like "freaks and nerds?"

The Rogue Files: Were Best Friends

Harley Quinn and Riddler

Harley: We're best friends right

Riddler: If by best friends you mean you annoy the hell out of me and follow me around while I refrain from shanking you with my cane then yes we're best friends

I'm still rewriting things but I found this and decided to share it probably gonna redo it

Of course Joker loves the ending to Marley and Me

The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)

“For a loner, Batman, you sure like movies about relationships!”

Their Dark Designs: Part 6

Thought I'd share one of my favorite comic covers with you. This comic is one of the 5 comics I mentioned on the previous post. I did read the the other parts but this was the only one that I held on to. I held on to it for the cover alone I mean look at Penguin and his penguins so cool.

Rogue Files: Selina's Friends

At Selina's penthouse a party ensued and Selina watched on from the sidelines as her friends partied. The house was filled with drunk neighbors and Arkham Inmates. Hundreds of cats ran wildly around the house and hundreds of Penguins waddled everywhere. In the chaos, there was a cage hanging from the living room ceiling over a cauldron full of some green bubbling liquid. Inside the cage was Pam who had her hands gripped around the bars screaming profanities at Riddler and Joker as she got lowerd down toward the cauldron. Eddie and Jack had there elbows interlocked dancing around in circles singing "Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch! The wicked witch! Ding-dong, the wicked witch is dead" and taunting Ivy. Harley was nealing only a foot away, begging Joker and Riddler to let Pam go. Mad Hatter stood on the opposite side of the cauldron stomping his foot clapping his hands and swinging his head to the tune. The Scarecrow was reading a book in the armchair shaking his head at the shenanigans, pretending to ignore them but secretly paying close attention enjoying the fearful look on Harley's face. Babydoll was skipping around the room spinning Riddlers cane (which he let her borrow). Killer Croc was sprawled out under the sky light sleeping while The Eraser drew on his face with a sharpie. Penguin was sitting on the couch while Killer Moth Swooped in from the sky to tap Oswalt on the head which resulted in the bird man swinging his head around trying to see who had touched him but didn't see anyone. Crazy Quilt was running hundreds of bright party lights. Kirk Langstum sat in the corner of the kitchen clutching his legs rocking back and forth mumbling somthing about his inner beast. Firefly was playing with fireworks out on the balcony. Mr Freeze sat out on the balcony and watched the fire works. Victor was wearing a tropical button up over his temperature controlled suit and a photo of his wife in his hand. Black Mask and Twoface were brawling near the door way. Bane was passed out drunk on the dinning room table with his teddy bear in one hand and a bottle in the other. Sweet Tooth was on the dance floor spinning in circles like some kind of sugar powered tornado around Ventriloquist and Scarface who were arguing. A cackling Anarchy was toppling furniture. Electrocutioner was playing on the pinball machine that was located next to the closet. Quiz was crouched behind the couch poking her head out to spi on Eddie. She kept whispering about how great Riddler was. Music Miester was behind the DJ stand playing loud music. The Carpenter was raiding the buffet table while Proffesor Pyg was in the kitchen cooking more food. Query and Echo had gone to get more cups an hour ago their still in the closet and somthing keeps banging aginst the door. Kiteman flew around the room throwing water balloons at people. Bud and Lou sat next to Talia al Ghul demanding love and attention from the assassin. Clayface had turned himself into a catbed and had several cats laying on his head. Cat Man was swinging from the chandelier. Selina looked around at the chaos happening around her home and she wondered why she hung out with these nut cases? It was because she was just as crazy as they were(It's just no court has been able able to prove it yet). These people were her coworkers friends and most of all her family. They welcomed her into their little dysfunctional family and gave her a place to belong. Selina was awoken from her thoughts by Ivy screaming the cage was open and Ivy was chasing Joker around the room. Harley was now begging Ivy not to kill Joker while Riddler stood there laughing at his friends misfortune. Just then the door swung open and Hush walked in. Edward stopped laughing and grabbed his cane From Dahl. Selina could tell this was going to be a long night.

I still like how in this movie ghost rider beats the shit out of some jerk and then takes his jacket as compensation.

Ghost Rider (2007) dir. Mark Steven Johnson

The Rogue Files: How Ivy Got Her Name part 1

Eddie and Ivy were sitting on the couch arguing which wasn't unusual, in fact it happened quite often. Ivy started screaming "The Riddler is nothing compared to Poison Ivy" and that's when Eddie lost it "you wouldn't even be Poison Ivy if it wasn't for me". It's true Eddie gave Pam the name Poison Ivy. It all started a while back when they both were starting out and first came to Arkham. Eddie already had his criminal name however but Pam didn't, and she ended up sitting next to Nygma during lunch while he was arguing with Aaron Cash. Eddie threw his lunch tray across the room and ended up hitting Bane in the back of the head. "AARON THIS FOOD IS UNEXCEPTBLE..., AND YOU WONDER WHY WE WANT TO ESCAPE SO BADLY". Aaron shook his head and started clapping his HANDS together. "I'M SORRY ED, I'll get right on that 5 star dining for the criminals" . Aaron walked away laughing while Eddie muttered "the only thing criminal around here is the food". Ivy sat next Edward reluctantly, she would later deny this but his little performance had scared her a little. Ed was solving sadoku puzzle and looked up slightly to see Ivy but looked back down at his puzzle, he didn't even acknowledge her. Ivy started to dig inside the food but upon the first bite she spit it back out. Ed leaned over, grabbed her tray and threw in the same direction that he had thrown his own, except this time he hit Killer Croc in the head. Pam at him angrily. Ed looked up at her and began to speak" why are you so angry you weren't going to eat it". Ivy looked at him puzzled. "It doesn't matter its the principle of the thing." Eddie turned his head up and began giggle miniclly, it started low and gargly before getting louder and clear."I like you", Pam couldn't help but blush a little as he smirked at her."What's your name?". He looked at her for a minute " Are you joking you don't know who I am, she shook her head. " I'm Edward Nygma, the Riddler, the clue leaving conundrum, the prince of puzzlers, king of cundrums. Ivy started to remember "oh now I remember gothams premeir Master mind" Ed started grinning "the one and only, now what is your name". Pamela Isley". "Oh your that plant lady who been killing people, so what's your villian name again". Pam eyes widened and she began to frown a little, "I don't have one" Eddie's smirk slowly turned into a frown and his eyes began to narrow. "What you need a name that strikes fear, that shows your power" he began to scream" you realy want people to run around screaming it's the Pam oh the Pam anything but the Pam". Ivy didn't like his tone but he had a point. "your right" Ed calmed down and fixed his hair "of coarse I'm right" she rolled her eyes "You don't want to bel like Mr V using your real name even Mr freeze at least changed the spelling". Victor v heard him "watch it Nygma I still have room for another tally". Ed leaned over and whisperd in her ear "he's just mad because Tally Man was already tacken" and victor grabbed the knife of his tray and scratch a tally onto his palm. Pam laughed he was kinda of funny, not stupid funny like the Joker but a Witty kind of funny. "Pam I have an idea" Eddy said slowly," what if I help you pick out a name it should have the in it thise names are popular right now the penguin, the Joker, and best of them all the Riddler". Ed's ego was tad much but his enthusiasm and charm made up for it. "ok "Pam said finally and Edward almost "simultaneously jumped onto the table top. Gather around everyone ate dear friend needs a new name". None of the guards seemed to pay him any mind even Cash. This went on for hours and one lunch was up theu continued there conversation in the rec room where Eddie stood on top of the table behind the couch. A man in the crowd of villians raised his hand. "I SWEAR TO GOD, DECKER IF YOU SUGGEST GREEN LADY AGAIN I'LL WILL BREAK ALL OF YOUR FINGERS OFF ONE BY ONE" and with this Crazy Quilt lowerd his hand. Pam noticed somthing, Eddie was genuinely frighteningly sadistic and quite terrifying, not that she was much better.

The Rogue Files: I Know I'm Bonkers

Poison Ivy hated that aregant jerk Edward Nygma. She especially hated how he denied his insanity, why she thought. Ivy intended to find out why, what could she say she was curious. She walked over Nygma who was reading War In Peace (which he considerd a quick read). Pam sat next him at wooden table that sat behind the couch, Edward looked up from his book "What do you want". Pam was already sick to her stomach, "Do you know your crazy". Edward slowly started to frown and his eye twitched "I'm not crazy" Ivy looked him In the eyes and said "yes you are" and Ed looked back "No I'm not". Ivy was officially passed off "YES YOU ARE" and Eddie's angry face turned into a prideful smirk "Are you annoyed". Ivy awnserd the question with a "yes" and Ed chuckled"Good that was the point " Ivy was no longer annoyed but confused "what do you mean" and The Riddler seemed to look more smug then he had before and this worried Ivy, Ed continued "What I mean is I'm acting I know I'm crazy, I do it to annoy people". Ivy was annoyed again and began to grit her teeth as she spoke "Sounds like somthing you would do". Ed tryed to hold back laughter as he spoke "So it worked, I'm just double checking". Ivy looked at him for a moment before simply saying "shut up". Ed leaned over and whisperd in her ear "so that's a yes"