The Rogue Files: How Ivy Got Her Name Part 1

Batgirl: Eddie's Following

Eddie: Hey guys, its your boy Eddie from the hospital, oh and Barbras here.

Barbra: Hey guys

Eddie: See Barbra I told you I had 500 followers

Barbra: that's not that many

Eddie: it's more then you got

This is as far as I got with the second part

Earlier I Talked about how Toyman and Harley Quinn would make a good couple. I was thinking she could also be paired with Toymaker, he's basically Batman's version of Toyman, he was a one shot in The Batman cartoon. For some reason I see Harley being into the whole weaponized toy thing. Both characters are child like and are incredibly wacky so l feal she'd like them. I'm finding that I think up crazy things when I sit around and these are fine examples ToyQuinn and HarleyMaker. Yeah ok I'm done I'll stop now good day folks and I hope my nonsense doesn't ruin it.

What a good day to remember that "narcissistic abuse" doesn't fucking exist, people with NPD aren't ticking time bombs with Evil Abuser Disorder, and neurodivergent people aren't the goddamn bogeyman.

My eyes just opened damn hate when people use logic. I'm half and half on this right now I'm gonna go sit in a corner and slowly rock back in forth, thinking because my universe just shattered. Go check out the original post for the full experience.

everyone: absolutely thrilled that Harley is finally with Poison Ivy, and no longer in an abusive relationship!!! she can finally be with someone who loves her and treats her perfectly!!!! 

me: 

The Rogue Files: I Know I'm Bonkers

Poison Ivy hated that aregant jerk Edward Nygma. She especially hated how he denied his insanity, why she thought. Ivy intended to find out why, what could she say she was curious. She walked over Nygma who was reading War In Peace (which he considerd a quick read). Pam sat next him at wooden table that sat behind the couch, Edward looked up from his book "What do you want". Pam was already sick to her stomach, "Do you know your crazy". Edward slowly started to frown and his eye twitched "I'm not crazy" Ivy looked him In the eyes and said "yes you are" and Ed looked back "No I'm not". Ivy was officially passed off "YES YOU ARE" and Eddie's angry face turned into a prideful smirk "Are you annoyed". Ivy awnserd the question with a "yes" and Ed chuckled"Good that was the point " Ivy was no longer annoyed but confused "what do you mean" and The Riddler seemed to look more smug then he had before and this worried Ivy, Ed continued "What I mean is I'm acting I know I'm crazy, I do it to annoy people". Ivy was annoyed again and began to grit her teeth as she spoke "Sounds like somthing you would do". Ed tryed to hold back laughter as he spoke "So it worked, I'm just double checking". Ivy looked at him for a moment before simply saying "shut up". Ed leaned over and whisperd in her ear "so that's a yes"

Oh Diddle, Diddle The Cat And The Riddle: Chapter 1

Edward has started a life as a PI Again, last time he changed because he got knocked on the noggin, this time it was a choice. He changed because he realized he had already proved he was better to himself and all that matter, and those that refused to see it didn't matter. His next goal was to prove he could be a good hero, however it's gonna be harder this time sense everyone is refusing to trust him of course with good reason sense last time he screwed them over. Edward could only afford a 2 strory building in crime alley, the top floor being an apartment and the bottom being an office. Eddie would spend the next 3 weeks exposing cheating spouses and tracking down lost dogs, and it was getting old he was a master at solving mysteries. He felt his talent was being wasted but he also knew his current predicament was all his own doing. One day however he would have the most unusual guest, batman.

Edward was sitting at his desk solving a cross word puzzle when the door to his office and his secretary (the former query AKA Diedre Vance) walked in with batman following.

Diedre: Mr. Nygma the Dark Knight is here to see you.

Eddie: I can see that

Diedre left the room and batman walked up to the desk.

Eddie: I didn't do it

Batman: you don't even know why I'm here.

Eddie: there's few reasons you'd come here and you being my biggest critic...

Batman: I'm here to pitch a purposel

Eddie: this outta be good

Batman: A partnership, a permanent partnership.

Eddie: I don't work with bats

Batman: not a bat but a cat

Eddie knew exactly who he was talking about jumped out of his chair

Eddie: I'm not working with Selina Kyle.

Batman: she reformed and I want to make sure she stays reformed

Eddie sat back down his seat

Eddie: how is working with me gonna keep her on the straight and narrow?

Batman: she steals for the thrill and for the money, knowing you and this city your cases can get pretty crazy and she'll get payed.

Eddie: how is she going to be useful?

Batman: here stealth and stealing skills could be useful to pi, plus her fighting skills andas I recall you have great respect for her and didn't you say she was clever once.

Eddie: That's all well and good but if you haven't noticed people don't hire me because they don't trust me adding another criminal to the ranks isn't going to help the situation

Batman: what if I endorse you in the papers.

Eddie: you endorse people now wouldn't that ruin your rep.

Batman: ...

Eddie: you must realy care about this girl to ask for help to do everything that you said you'd never do, some might say you love her.

Batman: I love her but I can't have her

Eddie: didn't she change her ways for you, if she learns this she'll go back to stealing

Batman: that's why I'm not going to tell her

Eddie: ok so now your asking me to lie great, ok if I'm going to lie im going to have to know why you can't have her. It's obvious you care so what's the problem.

Batman: it wouldn't work everyone I love gets pushed away

Eddie: you could go to therapy look it did wonders for me, maybe you'll become sane and stop wearing a bat costume.

Batman glared at him

Eddy: to much to hope for?

Batman: we have a deal

Batman sounded a little irritated

Eddie: if you can get Selina on board sure but just to let you know me and Selina a don't work good together were gonna end up killing each other.

Batman smiles

Batman: then it'll be a good bonding experience.

Eddie: first off fat chance second did you just smile?

Batman: No

Eddie jumped out of his chair and pointed at Batman

Eddie: you did the bat smiled I didn't know you could but you did, you smiled

Batman: no

Eddie: yes

Batman started walking toward the door

Eddie: well I can cross that off my bucket list

See the batman smile oh what a rare sight.

Batman: your delusional

Eddie: it takes one to know one

Batman shook his head as he walked out the door

I still like how in this movie ghost rider beats the shit out of some jerk and then takes his jacket as compensation.

Ghost Rider (2007) dir. Mark Steven Johnson

FINALLY, somebody said it.

People should probably learn the difference between “plot holes” and “things I didn’t like” or “things the franchise plans to explain in the future” or “things film makers didn’t think they needed to explicitly explain because they thought you had critical thinking skills”

They've both been shot by the Joker wonderful, more proof the Joker that the Joker deserves to die and stay dead (in other words die permanentlyfor all time) yay. First you shoot my girl Babs and lands her in wheelchair, ok thats one thing (one awful horrible unforgivable thing) but nobody shoot my boy Eddie Nygma.

*SPOILERS for the War of Jokes and Riddles*

People are always saying what do The Riddler and Batgirl have in common?? Well here you go! :’D I’ll escort myself out now.

I re-watched The Batman cartoon and I saw Catwoman's costume with the humongous ears, I find it weird how good it looks. I fell in love with this costume why do those oversized ears look so good? I think what I'm trying to say is they should draw Catwomen with oversized ears more often. I'd also like to mention how they made the wip look like a tail those brilliant bastards.