FINALLY, somebody said it.
People should probably learn the difference between “plot holes” and “things I didn’t like” or “things the franchise plans to explain in the future” or “things film makers didn’t think they needed to explicitly explain because they thought you had critical thinking skills”
Has anyone noticed how Edward gains like fucking super strength when he gets angry like he could kick anybody's ass? That little angry green man is so very scary when he's mad I know for sure no one would like him when he's angry that shit intense.
Eddie and Selina either got married or just stared dating so Eddie goes and brags to Bruce. Eddie starts dancing on Bruce's lawn singing "I got your bitch, I got your Bitch" on repeat for an hour. Bruce glareing down upon him from his window screaming at Alfred to bring him a batarang and Selina has to come and drag Eddie away by the collar and Eddies still sticking his tongue out at Bruce as he gets pulled away. Selina's face is beet red, she finds his little stunt to be annoying and embarrassing but also kinda cute and touching. Ed whispers to Selina "I finally beat that shit head at a game and that game is called love". Selina decides that Eddie should never be allowed to drink another alcoholic beverage as long as he lives.
Harley: Hello pudin.
Eddie: Don't call me that.
Harley: Ooooook then, hello jello.
Eddie: Don't call me that either.
Harley: Mr. E?
Eddie: Ok fine I guess I can live with that
Harley: well ok then, I guess that makes me Mrs E
Eddie: Don't push it Harley
I'm going to start writing storys for batman and other heros (and villians), I've got ideas. I'd like to mention I'm one of those comic fans who like unusual storys and pairings, I'm not the kinda person who has to have everything the same everytime (don't complain about comic accuracy when watching a movie because I like new details and takes on things),each story (Fandome, Comics, DCEU) is someones interpretation of characters and their story and so we tend to disagree or dislike a story because we have are own interpretation, but I kinda like most storys, even the "Batman and Robin" movie weird right. I also like weird unusual underrated misunderstood villians like riddler, killer moth, the eraser, toy man and a few others (I'll make a list of my favorite villians and heros later). I have the weird unpopular opinion. If you comment or ask questions charicters from the story respond and myself (saw it another blog thought it would be cool) ,ask anything you want they can be even between charicters from different stories if you do wish (I call them storyverses). When you ask question specifi which story or stories. The villians will also start chats and speak on different topics. call me M34 for short and yes I know that's gun that wasn't purposeful enjoy the storys can't wait to share more.
Batgirl: WAIT! I've got a few questions about the first story, you know the one about me and you know who.
Riddler: I'm not voldmort you know! And I also have a few questions.
M34: guys do you think this could wait.
Riddler: no it can't, first off.....
Batgirl: hold up I was here first.
Riddler: Funny part is you think I give a shit. I have seniority.
Batgirl: what gives you seniority exactly.
Riddler: first off my IQ is higher then yours second I was created about 20 years or so before you by the legendary Bill Finger, you know the rightful creator of batman.
Batgirl: You aregent little... wait what rightful creator where did you get that from.
Riddler: Bill told me so.
Batgirl: really now and why would he tell you this and no one else.
Riddler: You could say I was one of his favorites.
Batgirl: doubtful but ok let's get back to are questions.
Riddler: yeah, M34 you gonna awnser are questions.
M34: Later in privet, let's not spoil anymore then we already have hmm. While you wait for me to wrap up try not to kill each other, Save it for the story.
Batgirl: fine
Riddler: can't make any promises.
Batgirl: why you little
M34: GUYS!
Riddler: but she's the most childish, self righteous, aregent hero there is.
Batgirl: yeah but your all of those things except hero.
Riddler: yeah I'm not a hero, I'm an anti hero and it doesn't matter if I'm any of those things your a hero your supposed to be better then that.
Batgirl: WOW JUST WOW! you little...
Riddler: Could you stop saying "you little" I'm taller then you by a whole 2 1/2 feet, shorty.
Batgirl: ...
M34: GUYS SHUT UP NOW! I'm gonna rap this up, then you can ask your questions and then you can argue as much as you want.
Riddler and Batgirl: FINE
Sorry about that guys, I guess you got a sneak peak at my first story and it's charicters. Well see you guys later. I'm gonna have to settle those two down, wish me luck.
I feel at this point I don't have to say it but I'm gonna say it anyway these aren't my characters they belong to DC Comics.
(If they keep driving me crazy I'm gonna send them back to DC)
Anyone think this should happen in the next batman movie?
this mode of transportation is canon in all verses i think
What a good day to remember that "narcissistic abuse" doesn't fucking exist, people with NPD aren't ticking time bombs with Evil Abuser Disorder, and neurodivergent people aren't the goddamn bogeyman.