Batman: Harley, Please. I Can’t Let You Drive A Motorcycle With Two Other People At Once.

Makes sense

Harley and Eddie are the kind of people who would bond over watching the saw movies and horribly murdering their sims…much to the horror of everyone in earshot 

I still like how in this movie ghost rider beats the shit out of some jerk and then takes his jacket as compensation.

Ghost Rider (2007) dir. Mark Steven Johnson

I've done a list of my favorite villisns now let's do some of my favorite heros.

Batman- we all like batman

Green lantern(Hal Jordan)- Green lantern is a very unique hero.

Green lantern(Guy Gardner)- I love how all the other lanterns act all noble and kind and here comes this jack off acting all goofy and not takeing anything serious. Guy is an asshole and a smart ass, just an ass over all, but a funny ass.

Green Arrow- he's all dark and brooding, but breaks charicter at times to be funny(or to be a smart ass). A horde of guys carrying machine guns come running at this guy and he takes them all out with a bow. Dude glued boxing gloves to the ends of his arrows and just shoots at people, coolest punches ever thrown. He has impressive skills and he is a total bad ass.

Plastic Man- this one needs no explanation because we all love him too.

Elongated Man- basically a smarter plastic man, he's another funny stretchy dude.

Deadman- dude be floating around takeing control of people. Dude used to work in the circus until, surprise he died. Basically he's more proof that DC single handly ruined the circus because everyone just be dien at the circus. I also feel this dude deserves a movie.

Red Tornado- for some weird ass reason a logical cold robot is amazing

This is my list so far like the last one it can change.

Bruce realy does like to collect people especially broken people. Assuming the dude with rubix cube is Riddler, do you think he cried when he heard Bruce referrer to him as family because my dude had some bad luck with family and needs a serious hug.

Clark: You can’t keep collecting family from the streets whenever you’re sad, you have to have a limit.

Bruce: Don’t you ever talk about me, my second dad, my wife, my five sons, three daughters, their ecoterrorists aunts, their uncle that tried to kill me while showing me his first rubix cube, their other uncle I got from the sewer, their scientist uncle and aunt, my dog, cow, cat named after my second father, bat colony, or my wife’s five cats that way ever again.

List five things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box of the last ten people who reblogged something from you. Spread the positivity ✨💛🌻

This is a great idea, somthing sweet and harmless.

The Rogue Files: You Want To Poison Me Huh

Ivy and Edward were playing chess, and they were both great at it which comes to no surprise this isn't their first time playing a game of strategy. Edward boxed her king in and grinned as he deliverd the final blow. "check mate" Ed proped his head on his hands and looked down at the board smirking at his victory. "Don't let this go to your head Ed". Edward didn't look up "don't get mad Ivy get even". Pam glared daggers, she realy wished he'd stop saying cryptic things it would be so much easier but then again Ed wasn't realy known for being a simple kind of guy. "What... the... fuck... do you mean", and Ed continue looking down "what I mean is, find somthing more fulfilling then your looks to be aregant about then will be even". Ivy was losing her patience with him and she could feel the anger bubling up inside her. " I want to poison you so badly" and Ed finally looked up from the board. "So you want to kiss me badly" . Ivy couldn't process what he just said she wanted to be angry, she wanted to strangle him but what he said was so damn confusing. "where did you get that from" Ed started chuckling at her words as if it was easy to see. "You said you wanted to Poison me and you poison people by...". She now knew exactly where he was going with this so she refused to finish his sentance but this didn't stop him from looking smug. "you kiss people" Ivy's face turned red and Eddy proped his feet up on the table and leaned back, he started laughing at her. Ivy ran off before he noticed that he was getting to her.

This idea kinda just came to me I realy don't know how. I would say drugs but I think you and I both know better then to think I make enough for a drug problem.

You know I have good ideas I come up with great ideas now if only I could get them onto paper I struggle with that.

FINALLY, somebody said it.

People should probably learn the difference between “plot holes” and “things I didn’t like” or “things the franchise plans to explain in the future” or “things film makers didn’t think they needed to explicitly explain because they thought you had critical thinking skills”

What comes to mind when I think Quiddler

Harley: Hello pudin.

Eddie: Don't call me that.

Harley: Ooooook then, hello jello.

Eddie: Don't call me that either.

Harley: Mr. E?

Eddie: Ok fine I guess I can live with that

Harley: well ok then, I guess that makes me Mrs E

Eddie: Don't push it Harley

People who are new to fandom spaces or are not used to even a little bit of cringe or weirdness in their life interacting in fandom spaces are the fifth horse of the apocalypse