Eddie: Hey guys, its your boy Eddie from the hospital, oh and Barbras here.
Barbra: Hey guys
Eddie: See Barbra I told you I had 500 followers
Barbra: that's not that many
Eddie: it's more then you got
This is as far as I got with the second part
All about saving lives
some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.
The Rogue Files: How Ivy Got Her Name part 1
Eddie and Ivy were sitting on the couch arguing which wasn't unusual, in fact it happened quite often. Ivy started screaming "The Riddler is nothing compared to Poison Ivy" and that's when Eddie lost it "you wouldn't even be Poison Ivy if it wasn't for me". It's true Eddie gave Pam the name Poison Ivy. It all started a while back when they both were starting out and first came to Arkham. Eddie already had his criminal name however but Pam didn't, and she ended up sitting next to Nygma during lunch while he was arguing with Aaron Cash. Eddie threw his lunch tray across the room and ended up hitting Bane in the back of the head. "AARON THIS FOOD IS UNEXCEPTBLE..., AND YOU WONDER WHY WE WANT TO ESCAPE SO BADLY". Aaron shook his head and started clapping his HANDS together. "I'M SORRY ED, I'll get right on that 5 star dining for the criminals" . Aaron walked away laughing while Eddie muttered "the only thing criminal around here is the food". Ivy sat next Edward reluctantly, she would later deny this but his little performance had scared her a little. Ed was solving sadoku puzzle and looked up slightly to see Ivy but looked back down at his puzzle, he didn't even acknowledge her. Ivy started to dig inside the food but upon the first bite she spit it back out. Ed leaned over, grabbed her tray and threw in the same direction that he had thrown his own, except this time he hit Killer Croc in the head. Pam at him angrily. Ed looked up at her and began to speak" why are you so angry you weren't going to eat it". Ivy looked at him puzzled. "It doesn't matter its the principle of the thing." Eddie turned his head up and began giggle miniclly, it started low and gargly before getting louder and clear."I like you", Pam couldn't help but blush a little as he smirked at her."What's your name?". He looked at her for a minute " Are you joking you don't know who I am, she shook her head. " I'm Edward Nygma, the Riddler, the clue leaving conundrum, the prince of puzzlers, king of cundrums. Ivy started to remember "oh now I remember gothams premeir Master mind" Ed started grinning "the one and only, now what is your name". Pamela Isley". "Oh your that plant lady who been killing people, so what's your villian name again". Pam eyes widened and she began to frown a little, "I don't have one" Eddie's smirk slowly turned into a frown and his eyes began to narrow. "What you need a name that strikes fear, that shows your power" he began to scream" you realy want people to run around screaming it's the Pam oh the Pam anything but the Pam". Ivy didn't like his tone but he had a point. "your right" Ed calmed down and fixed his hair "of coarse I'm right" she rolled her eyes "You don't want to bel like Mr V using your real name even Mr freeze at least changed the spelling". Victor v heard him "watch it Nygma I still have room for another tally". Ed leaned over and whisperd in her ear "he's just mad because Tally Man was already tacken" and victor grabbed the knife of his tray and scratch a tally onto his palm. Pam laughed he was kinda of funny, not stupid funny like the Joker but a Witty kind of funny. "Pam I have an idea" Eddy said slowly," what if I help you pick out a name it should have the in it thise names are popular right now the penguin, the Joker, and best of them all the Riddler". Ed's ego was tad much but his enthusiasm and charm made up for it. "ok "Pam said finally and Edward almost "simultaneously jumped onto the table top. Gather around everyone ate dear friend needs a new name". None of the guards seemed to pay him any mind even Cash. This went on for hours and one lunch was up theu continued there conversation in the rec room where Eddie stood on top of the table behind the couch. A man in the crowd of villians raised his hand. "I SWEAR TO GOD, DECKER IF YOU SUGGEST GREEN LADY AGAIN I'LL WILL BREAK ALL OF YOUR FINGERS OFF ONE BY ONE" and with this Crazy Quilt lowerd his hand. Pam noticed somthing, Eddie was genuinely frighteningly sadistic and quite terrifying, not that she was much better.
I've really been on a Harley Quinn kick lately and Quiddler is officially taken over my mind
wikia don’t post it… don’t post it…
anyway this is my quiddler playlist
in too deep - eminem
chalk tablet towers - gorillaz
gimme love - joji
Has anyone noticed how Edward gains like fucking super strength when he gets angry like he could kick anybody's ass? That little angry green man is so very scary when he's mad I know for sure no one would like him when he's angry that shit intense.
Ok I'm gonna dedicate more time to writing. I mean I'm getting better, mind you very slowly but I'm getting the hang of it.
The Rogue Files: Love In The Air
Harley was sitting next to Riddler at lunch, it was wensday, the day they usually had lunch and talked. Ed had his feet proped on the table (Ed was the only one who used a chair everyone else sat on a bench) and harley had her leg crossed. Joker walked by and kissed harley on the cheek, harley sighed and rested her head on her hand, "is that love in the air". Ed stared at for a few seconds "no that's not love that's fear gas harley". The Joker (who had been walking away) stopped and turned around slowly to reveal a bug face. Harley slapped her hands to her face and screamed while Edward sat calm, as if nothing was happening. Harley turned ro Eddie "why aren't you screamin" "because theres nothing scary to scream at". Harley stared toward Eddie no longer paying attention to the bug faced Joker who began to walk toward her. "You afraid of somthing right", Eddie looked down "No, I haven't been afraid in long time". Harley frowned a little "what do you mean". "What I mean is the last time I was scared, I was a kid". Harley wanted to ask more questions but she was interrupted when she felt a hand on her shoulder and turned around to see the bug faced Joker.
I'm pretty sure someone did spmething similar because it came to me but it sounds realy familiar. I didn't know so I wrote it anyway do if it's similar to somthing else just let me know and I'll fix it.
Rogue Files is a series of shorts and some longer stories there is a plot to some extent but not realy.
In the Q&A they have a 3 by there names.
Rogue Files: Stupid
Catwomen: Do I look stupid to you
Riddler: Yes
Catwomen: EDWARD!!!
Riddler: What your dressed like a cat and you expected me to say you don't look stupid.
*This conversation totally happend and you know it*
I still like how in this movie ghost rider beats the shit out of some jerk and then takes his jacket as compensation.
Ghost Rider (2007) dir. Mark Steven Johnson
Rogues Cast As Wizard Of Oz Charicters
I've got somthing in the works so I want to show the cast before.
Dorothy: Harley Quinn (Real Big Suprise I know)
Scarecrow: Scarecrow (obviously)
Tin Man: Mr Freeze
Cowardly Lion: Catwomen
Wizard: Riddler
Toto: Bud and Lou (yes there's two totos deal with it)
Wicked Witch: Poison Ivy
I didn't do this on purpose bit I might have given the wizard more motivation to kill the witch and well I think Riddler will win this battle .