N0t-a-gh0st - Danny

I need a girl that I can talk to at 3AM about aliens and conspiracy theories.

i want to be a demon of minor inconveniences. none of that scary murder shit. just making people wonder why the fuck there’s toilet rolls over all their slim-enough candles

before every 8am class

Removing Ectoplasm

Sometimes, the stain stick doesn’t work and you’re stuck with a green glowing glob on your clothes, skin, hair, walls, furniture, etc.

What I’ve found WORKS:

Salt: on hard surfaces, just sprinkling over the ectoplasm works; clothes you should bathe in salt water, carpet sprinkle salt on and then do a steam clean

Baking soda (who knew?!): same as salt but slightly more in quantity

Peroxide: found this out by accident, but hydrogen peroxide is really good for stains on the skin

reblog if you’re def the kind of person who

says “cool beans”

does finger guns

says “coolio”

“my guy”

“my dude”

ironically said “get rekt scrub” and now can’t stop

“ayyeee” 

makes a lot of weird faces

Yknow what, assuming ghosts are real, and i died and became a ghost, i’d be pretty fucking pissed. I was promised nonexistence after death and yet the mortal coil hangs even that above my head. No more thinking or worrying, just eternal rest. Ripped away from me. Like. How fucking dare you?

i’d say my vibe is

kinda gay but not really

like when you know, it’s obvious

but i could also not be gay

y’know?