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when your bully tries to shove you in a locker but you finger gun and say “nah” before walking away

i cant believe that actually worked

i want to have more ghost friends, but a lot of times they’re just problematic.

i’m like, hey, let’s hang out!

and they’re like

let’s take over the fucking planet

like, no dude we’re not gonna do that

Ya MCM said ew when you told him you were on your period. He’s 27.

my teacher

constantly swears in classic lit novel titles and idk whether to be offended by this onslaught of culture or impressed he actually remembers them

“You came to the wrong Minecraft server, bitch.”

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Your Narrator

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do you know what’s really sad?

my sister is definitely the smartest person in my family and she has like

two brain cells :/

shoutout

to my mom who could carry me and find her way through the woods when i was fourteen