Five Hours Of Sleep In Two Days Let’s Goooooooooo

thanks to the guy–who sounds suspiciously like Ponytail from my previous posts–who decided last night would be a good time to pick a fight with me

my bruised ribs :) thank you :) so do :) my :) eyebags :)

ordered a binder and i’m excited but bummed it’s taking so long to get here

i want to be a demon of minor inconveniences. none of that scary murder shit. just making people wonder why the fuck there’s toilet rolls over all their slim-enough candles

that ako-taco moment when you sister tutors your bully

😗✌️✌️

don’t you just hate

when your dads best friend in college is just a major cheese head from wisconsin and hits on your mom??

no?

just me? cool

my teacher

constantly swears in classic lit novel titles and idk whether to be offended by this onslaught of culture or impressed he actually remembers them

Taking to the Skies: Orion Test Brings Moon, Mars Missions Closer via NASA https://ift.tt/2xskIji

do you know what’s really sad?

my sister is definitely the smartest person in my family and she has like

two brain cells :/