Same Here☺️

I think I won, nothing you say can top my lego comment

I am not ready for classes. Fuck this shit

@nerdywitchgeek

what, do you think anyone is ready for this? No, suck it up

I am not ready for classes. Fuck this shit

@nerdywitchgeek

This is the greatest thing ever made. I hope whoever made this doesn’t step on a lego, both sides of their pillow are cold, and everytime they step on a leaf that it crunches.

Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with

You know what, some of the questions at least started with a "D", but how in fucks name to you get Delaware out of Ace Hardware??? Like????? Explain, I'm begging you to explain.

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

Being an absolute cutie when cold weather hits is only logical. 

Lord of the Rings + Reductress (Part 8)

Reblog if you’re a Bruce Wayne simp

no one fights like jim kirk

from great heights like jim kirk

no one’s style of weird combat delights like jim kirk’s

for there’s no one as defiant of gravity

he’s perfect. a pure paragon