The Brothers As Random Texts I've Sent In The Last 24 Hours

GUYS I got another ask and went to answer it but then I left the tab and now I can't FIND IT AGAIN

I was about to be like Hmm Maybe I Should Actually. Write Again. After 4 years. And then I can't find my asks I'm gonna kilometers per second

Wow, I've never played something like this before! Hope I can answer it well...

I'll be tagging @belphs-bedroom and I guess @beel-t

Name: Call me Jade, cuz that's what I like to go by

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Pretty sure I'm straight

Height: Probably 5ft 2in

Languages: English, learning Japanese and the undecieferable language of my sister

Nationality: A bit everywhere, tbh. Mostly American though.

Current time: 1:13 AM bc sleep is for the weak

Favorite season: Winter! I just love being able to mess around in the snow outside, and the experience of coming inside to hot chocolate and warm blankets is amaaazing! Not to mention winter fashion!

Favorite smell: My mom's homemade pizza gives off this wonderful aroma, it just smells perfect to me!

Favorite color: I love a basically every blue there is, and I've recently taken an interest in the pastel color area!

Favorite animal: I would have to say a peacock is my favorite. They're just so fabulous and their tails are wonderfully inspiring and almost hypnotizing with beauty!!

Favorite fictional character: Ummm...I have a lot so I'm just going to name a few

Leviathan (Obey Me)

Ron Weasely (Harry Potter)

707 (Mystic Messenger)

Literally every character expect grape-head and flame dad (My Hero Academia)

Normal Amount of sleep: Maybe 9 hours in the summer and about 6-8 during school times.

Coffee, tea or hot chocolate?: 110% hot chocolate for me!

Number of blankets you sleep with: Kinda weird question but I only sleep with one weighted blanket. (Does that count as two...?)

Dream trip: I guess I'd love to be able to go to Japan one day. I went once as a kid, but of course I don't remember anything, so I'd love to go and see what there is to see!

Dream job: Pediatrician! I'm quite good with kids, and I'm interested in biology, so y not?

Random fact: I'm lowkey obsessed with all things supernatural and magic, and I'm completely and utterly addicted to video games. So...uh...yeah.

Byeee

tag game!! hehe

i was tagged by @just-patchy … thank you very much for the tag! :DD i’m tagging @rainebowkitty, @twstfuwa, @cursedtwst, @fggamer-reds @melon-owl and @raven-at-the-writing-desk !! (sorry for any overlapping tags if any!! also if you wanna do it, even if i haven’t tagged it, take it as if i have! :DD) i’ll put the rules and my answers under the cut!

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Hello! I'm fairly new to the Obey me Fandom and I wanted to ask you if you could do a few head cannons for Mammon and Asmo? I'm not sure your character limit so I just picked 2. How would they react to an mc who is a bit of a rougher but kind type, like a monster hunter or mercenary? Someone who is self sufficient in protecting themselves. It's fine if this is a bit much. It's up to you if you want to take this ask on. thanks!

Welcome to the Obey Me community!! And this ask was really fantastic, thank you!!!

Mammon

He is shooketh when he sees how scary you can get

Like damn you didn't have to threaten the bullies with a pocket knife after they said something mean about him

He's 110% a masochist so he's terrified and amazed at the same time

But his pride is also a bit hurt

He's the one supposed to be protecting you, not the other way around! He doesn't need a human to look after him!

Is even more stunned when you managed to fight back against his brothers numerous murder attempts without his help (Like damn you survived almost all of them)

He'll definitely need to get used to being the one saved instead of the saviour in most cases

Asmodeus

At first he's constantly worried about your skin condition due to all the fighting that has happened and probably will continue happening

Like he'll be pestering you to at least stop getting hit on your precious skin

If you have scars anywhere he is worried sick

How are you supposed to keep healthy looking skin with all those scars?!

Don't get him wrong, he doesn't mind the actual fighting but he's concerned about the consequences it could have on your appearance

The first time he saw it he was literally like that one guy from the Wonder Woman movie

"I am both frightened and aroused".

He loves it when you protect him from things

Check out this person!!!

Everyone please check out @niphredil-14, they have amazing content and I absolutely think they deserve love! Go check them out!

I've been blessed with these pictures and the UR thing is a nice bonus!😁

You have been visited by one (1) sleeping Belphie in a big shark plushie. Reblog to have a higher chance of getting UR card in your next roll.

And then Beel found out and thought that the shark ate Belphie

I LOVE THEM WTF?????

I hope you like my drawings u-u;;

Okok so, how about a mc whos like, crackhead. Snorting, wheezing, setting things on fire, or like, touching them with the baby hands. Idk, just being crazy, but in a good way. Like hiding little babies or randomly screaming. Sorry this is my first ask so euheuuehhue

Okay, damn get them in an asylum ASAP. Acting more demonic than the actual demons. (Also, you didn’t specify which characters you wanted me to do, so I just did all the brothers if that’s okay.)

Lucifer:

Does not appreciate you setting things on fire

Just because you’re in actual hell doesn’t mean everything has to be on fire, MC

Also pesters you for hiding babies because Diavolo doesn’t approve

Was worried at first about all the wheezing and snorting being a sort of illness, but gets used to it after a while

You’re like the opposite of what he needs right now, causing so much chaos while he’s trying to keep some form of order.

Please don’t touch him with the baby hands. You will lose them.

I can’t decide between you causing him to loosen up a bit or have to keep an even tighter hold on a set of rules.

If you want to randomly scream, do it away from him because he will freak out

Mammon:

Honestly, same

Was already planning to set things on fire for insurance, then you beat him to it.

Hiding babies? He’s got a bit of a moral compass when it comes to that sort of thing, but you’re already doing it so why not get money for returning them?

Please don’t randomly scream. His human could’ve been in danger and just why would you do that to his poor heart

He’s already touching things with his hands to try to swipe it, so he doesn’t really mind that you’re doing it too (unless you get more than him)

Still worried about the wheezing being a sickness because he knows that humans are fragile and he doesn’t want them dead

Overall, stop making him worry about his human (not that he’ll ever admit it)

Leviathan:

Thought the human Mammon brought home was faulty

Do nOt ToUcH tHE ruRIcHaN figUrEs

He doesn’t like fire either

Stop hiding the babies in his room, please. He’s trying to focus on his games and he can’t do that if there’s childish screaming coming from under his bed

Same rules apply for you randomly screaming

The boi just wants to be left alone to his anime

Satan:

You being crazy is like a double-edged sword for him

On one hand, seeing you commit arson with Lucifer frantically trying to extinguish everything puts a smile on his face

On the other hand, your shenanigans could disrupt his reading

Hiding little babies is a bit weird for him, as he doesn’t really appreciate sitting on the couch to read only to find their neighbour’s child is underneath said couch and keeps interrupting him by screaming while he can’t identify where it’s coming from

Satan wasn’t too worried about the wheezing, as he knew that sometimes humans just did that

Don’t touch the books.

Trust me, you don’t want to

Asmodeus:

Your screaming has, more than once, made him mess up his makeup. He was not amused.

Tries to use make you look like a homeless person cuz you already act the part and he’ll have someone record him giving you food out on the streets to gain popularity.

Whether that bothers you or not is debatable

The hiding babies thing is a weird situation for him

Because on one hand, he hates how he finds small children lying around and them screaming also makes him mess up his makeup

But on the other hand, he loves finding them so he can dress them up in all sorts of cute little outfits and posting them on Devil gram

DO NOT SET HIS ROOM ON FIRE

OR HIS BATHROOM FOR THAT MATTER

Keeps giving you all sorts of ointments that are supposed to help with wheezing, though you probably don’t use them anyway.

Beelzebub:

*CONCERN*

Always worried when you scream randomly because he knows humans are fragile, and will come running to see what the hell is happening only to find you happily humming on the ground

Keeps freaking out every time he finds babies and will beg you not to

He’s worried he’ll eat one of them thinking they’re a dumpling and he really doesn’t want that on his conscience 

Really worried about people getting hurt, so plz don’t set stuff on fire

Keeps giving you food he thinks will get rid of your wheezing and snorting.

Doesn’t mind you touching things with the baby hands, though if they’re not your baby hands he’s got a problem

Stop giving him heart attacks, MC

Belphegor:

Loves how your chaos upsets Lucifer

Will sometimes set things on fire with you if he’s not too tired

Hides babies with you because he likes freaking his brothers out

Once taped a baby to the underside of Lucifer’s chair and laughed the entire time Lucifer spent looking for the source of crying while trying to do his paperwork

Sleeps right through your random screams

Is a bit worried about the snorting and wheezing, but got used to it after a while

You guys are partners in crime now

Hope this was decent! I had no idea what to do so I was just making it up as I went along  😅

Genderbent Levi: I wish I had the ability to make boys nervous.

Genderbent Belphie: Holding a knife to their throat usually works for me.

MC: I can confirm this

REBLOG IF YOU DON’T MIND WRITERS TAKING TIME OFF FOR THEIR MENTAL HEALTH

Levi: I panic when people compliment me. Like??? What do you even say when people compliment you tho???

MC: Wow that combo move was amazing, Levi!

Levi, panicking: HAPPY BIRTHDAY

MC: I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have a heart and a capacity to feel.

Belphegor: You take that back!