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Hi! I have no idea if your requests are open or not. But if they are, can you do some cuddling headcanons with the twins? (Thank you! Also this is my first time ever submitting an ask ever sorry if I came off as weird or anything.)

Omg, hi! Sorry it took so long for me to answer, hope I made these to your satisfaction! And no worries, it didn’t come off weird.

Beelzebub:

This boy really likes cuddling with you

He honestly just sees a prolonged hug as a cuddle, though

He’ll be cuddling you in the kitchen most of the time, because then he can snack on the job.

He’s so big, so it just feels like you’re being hugged by a marshmallow

A giant, muscular marshmallow

His favorite way to cuddle you is for you to lay down on his chest so he can make sure you’re safe while cuddling

The boy is basically a giant puppy, so he just loves being with you

Belphegor:

Sorry, you thought his brother loved cuddles? You’d best prepare yourself for the cuddle master!

This guy will cuddle you anywhere

Couch, bed, the floor, you name it!

He just loves being able to hold you and then fall asleep

He smells like sleep, and that doesn’t really help if you’re trying to stay awake

His favorite way to cuddle you is to use you as a pillow! (How flattering)

No, seriously. He loves laying his head on your chest or your lap and then... fall asleep.

You don’t even have to ask for cuddles from this guy, it’s like he has a sixth sense for this sort of thing

Omg this is perfect!!!

Solomon accidentally turns MC invisible for the day (chaotic)

At first MC is incredibly stressed. I mean wouldn’t you be if your ‘sorcerer’ friend claimed he could give you wings but accidentally turned you invisble instead?

Nevertheless, Solomon eventually calms MC down and tries to make them see the bright side

“You could haunt the brothers? You know, get them back for all of the chaos they’ve caused you!”

“Yes...” MC speaks cunningly, “That’s not a bad idea”

Solomon doesn’t realise MC walks off so he continues rambling to himself

‘I’ll start from the oldest, shall I?’

MC enters Lucifer’s study and he’s so busy that he doesn’t even notice the door open

Each time he places down his pen, MC gently nudges it so that it rolls off the desk

“Oh hells, why must you do this?!” He cries, picking up his dip pen, “Gravity you heartless bitch.”

MC then proceeds to push his papers off the desk

“MAMMON IS THIS YOU?!”

Satisfied, MC then leaves to find the second eldest

Entering his open door, MC immediately spots goldie acrosss the room, placed on Mammon’s bedside table as he lays beside it

Picking it up, MC waves it in front of his face before moving away

“Goldie?!” He shrieks, chasing up his beloved card, “come back!”

Stepping up to the window, MC quickly flings it out onto the grass below

“GOLDIE COME BACK!” Mammon cries, launching through the open window

Next up is Levi!

Sneaking into his room while he’s gaming, MC tiptoes over to Henry’s fish tank

“Leviiiiiii” MC speaks in a low voice, “feed meeee!”

“WHAT THE PISS” Levi screams, throwing his controller across the room as he thinks Henry’s talking to him

Trying not to giggle, MC quickly avoids Levi as he sprints across the room before stepping out, making their way to Satan’s chamber

Knocking on his door, Satan soon appears and looks puzzled to see nobody on the other side

Just before he goes to shut the door, MC speaks in an unfamiliar voice

“Lucifer is your Father...” the human hums, “your Father loves youuuu”

“No! You’re lying!” He shouts frantically

“Lucifer’s your Daddyyyyy”

“NO!” Satan screams before slamming the door

Almost in hysterics, MC turns their head and sees Asmo nearby

‘Ah! Perfect!’

Following him into his room, MC strategically slips past Asmo and quickly hides his favourite hairbrush

Almost immediately he notices it’s gone and shrieks before running out of the room

“WHICH ONE OF YOU BITCHES TOOK MY HAIRBRUSH” MC hears him shout down the hallway

Quickly placing it back where they took it from, MC awaits his return

As Asmo enters his room, his eyes widen as he sees his precious hairbrush sat on the dressing table despite not being their less than a minute ago

Finally, MC’s adventure almost comes to an end

Reaching the human’s final destination, they slip inside Beel’s and Belphie’s room

Both sat on their beds, MC moves to the sixth eldest first who’s busy eating some popcorn

Every time he takes a piece out of the bag he’s got, MC quickly pinches it from between his fingers and throws it over their shoulder

“Oh!” Beel whimpers as he furrows his eyebrows, watching the flying popcorn

Every time he takes another piece, MC takes it in their fingers and chucks it across the room

“Belphie!” Beel whines, “something’s wrong with this popcorn - it won’t let me eat it.”

“You’re being ridiculous, Beel.” Belphie moans as MC walks over to him

Cuddling his favourite pillow, he’s completely nonethewiser of the invisble human coming his way

Grabbing the pillow, MC then yanks it out from his arms, causing Belphie to face plant the mattress

Throwing it across the room, Beel’s eyes widen “IT’S HAPPENING TO YOU TOO!”

Later that evening after Solomon manages to fix his spell, MC enters the lounge to be met with 7 extremely quiet brothers

“What’s gotten into you guys?” MC asks

“Nothing.” They all mutter, refusing to admit that they think the House is haunted

Mammon: Hey Lucif-

Lucifer, at his desk with a bunch of bills in front of him: Mammon, for the sake of my blood pressure I'm going to ask you to not finish that sentence.

Mammon:

Mammon: -fer, I was wondering if-

Lucifer: (livid)

MC: I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have a heart and a capacity to feel.

Belphegor: You take that back!

Lucifer: * sees the fun activity being done by other people on Devilgram*

Lucifer: Ok, we're going to put everything we love in this box as a family activity.

Asmodeus: Can I put MC in the box?

Lucifer: No.

Satan: Can I put MC in the box?

Lucifer: *sigh* No.

All the brothers and MC: ...

Beel, picking up MC: Can I put-

Lucifer: NO!

Thank y'all for not being nazis! :)

Satan and MC in a car with Satan driving: ....

MC: SATAN YOU NEARLY RAN OVER LUCIFER

Satan: SHIT I MISSED

MC: SATAN NO

Incorrect Obey me quote:

Literally any other brother but Beel, T-posing in the doorway: Good morning, parental figure.

Lucifer, without bothering to look up from his newspaper and coffee: Good morning, problem child.

Wow, I've never played something like this before! Hope I can answer it well...

I'll be tagging @belphs-bedroom and I guess @beel-t

Name: Call me Jade, cuz that's what I like to go by

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Pretty sure I'm straight

Height: Probably 5ft 2in

Languages: English, learning Japanese and the undecieferable language of my sister

Nationality: A bit everywhere, tbh. Mostly American though.

Current time: 1:13 AM bc sleep is for the weak

Favorite season: Winter! I just love being able to mess around in the snow outside, and the experience of coming inside to hot chocolate and warm blankets is amaaazing! Not to mention winter fashion!

Favorite smell: My mom's homemade pizza gives off this wonderful aroma, it just smells perfect to me!

Favorite color: I love a basically every blue there is, and I've recently taken an interest in the pastel color area!

Favorite animal: I would have to say a peacock is my favorite. They're just so fabulous and their tails are wonderfully inspiring and almost hypnotizing with beauty!!

Favorite fictional character: Ummm...I have a lot so I'm just going to name a few

Leviathan (Obey Me)

Ron Weasely (Harry Potter)

707 (Mystic Messenger)

Literally every character expect grape-head and flame dad (My Hero Academia)

Normal Amount of sleep: Maybe 9 hours in the summer and about 6-8 during school times.

Coffee, tea or hot chocolate?: 110% hot chocolate for me!

Number of blankets you sleep with: Kinda weird question but I only sleep with one weighted blanket. (Does that count as two...?)

Dream trip: I guess I'd love to be able to go to Japan one day. I went once as a kid, but of course I don't remember anything, so I'd love to go and see what there is to see!

Dream job: Pediatrician! I'm quite good with kids, and I'm interested in biology, so y not?

Random fact: I'm lowkey obsessed with all things supernatural and magic, and I'm completely and utterly addicted to video games. So...uh...yeah.

Byeee

tag game!! hehe

i was tagged by @just-patchy … thank you very much for the tag! :DD i’m tagging @rainebowkitty, @twstfuwa, @cursedtwst, @fggamer-reds @melon-owl and @raven-at-the-writing-desk !! (sorry for any overlapping tags if any!! also if you wanna do it, even if i haven’t tagged it, take it as if i have! :DD) i’ll put the rules and my answers under the cut!

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