Beelzebub:

This could also apply to Levi! Just saying!

MC: Wow Mammon is so graceful and beautiful

Mammon: *trips on his own foot and falls onto the floor*

MC: Gorgeous

Oh my god these are so adorable~! I want them all❤

The scenarios are really adorable uwu. Can I request headcanons when the kids are already, like they can speak and walk, and cause some trouble.

I’m sorry it’s so late! I hope it’s okay😁💞

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Their baby’s grown up! (Brothers and Diavolo)

Lucifer:

- their toddler insists she always sits on Lucifer’s lap while he’s working

- She’ll point at every document on his desk going “what’s that?”

- Always rats out MC to her daddy by saying stuff like ‘mummy said you’re really handsome’

- She always runs straight into Diavolo’s arms when Lucifer is visiting the Prince before he even has a chance to stop her

Mammon:

- Their toddler always steals his sunglasses and puts them on when he’s not looking so that she can “look like Daddy!”

- She doesn’t keep any of Mammon’s secrets, if he’s plotting something, their little girl will go running straight up to MC going “daddy’s being naughty again!”

- She’ll follow Mammon around wherever he goes because she loves him so much and finds him so fascinating

Levi:

- their toddler will sit for hours on end in front of the fish tank just gawping at Henry 2.0

- He’ll be a really cute and quiet toddler and won’t ever cause any trouble, he’s just content with sitting with Levi on his lap as they both watch an anime together

- He always tells Mammon off when him and Levi are squabbling - he will always take his Daddy’s side and pout at the second eldest brother!

Satan:

- oh boy Satan and MC’s girl is such a diva, and she has his wrapped around her tiny finger

- She will pull this very distinct pout face whenever she wants something from him (usually snacks) and he always gives in

- Tells Satan to “shh” when he’s reading aloud and insists that he listens to her babble as she attempts to read her baby book

- Loves sleeping in his and MC’s bed in between them

Asmo:

- their little girl is just like her daddy, she always asks him to paint her nails or brush her hair which he happily obliges to

- MC will always walk into their bedroom to see Asmo and their girl at their ‘salon’ doing each other’s nails

- “You sit down Mummy, I’ll do your nails next”

- She always needs a haircut because her curly blonde hair is always getting in the way of her face

- Likes to copy all of Asmo’s dramatic hand movements

Beel:

- their toddler is always telling Beel off for coming near her food, she’ll shout “NO! My food - off!” And will wave her little hand at him

- Constantly asks Beel to carry her on his shoulders, she’ll look at him with big eyes and go “up!” as she wiggles her fingers

- MC always finds her trying to break into the cupboards in the kitchen to find a snack

- Refers to her Uncle Belphie as “moo” because he’s got a cow pillow

Belphie:

- their toddler is constantly worrying MC sick because he will disappear for ages and she will always find him napping in the weirdest places

- Cries a lot because he’s always wanting a snooze, he loves being held a lot by MC

- They have to watch what they say around him because he’ll pick up anything that Belphie says (it didn’t go down well once when the toddler shouted “stupid Lucifer!” Over and over)

Diavolo:

- she’s quite mischievous but Diavolo lets her get away with it, if he’s having an important meeting over the camera, he’ll let her sit on his lap and babble to the random demons on the computer

- He’ll always find her sat on his throne pretending to be a princess which melts his heart

- She always passes little love notes to MC from Diavolo while he has a big grin on his face (their toddler and him are always doing cute things for her mummy)

Levi: I panic when people compliment me. Like??? What do you even say when people compliment you tho???

MC: Wow that combo move was amazing, Levi!

Levi, panicking: HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Genderbent Levi: I wish I had the ability to make boys nervous.

Genderbent Belphie: Holding a knife to their throat usually works for me.

MC: I can confirm this

Solomon: Hey, you know the House of Lamentation is haunted?

MC, who just arrived in Devildom: It is?

Solomon: Yeah, by tall ghost bitches

Solomon: Look, there's one now!

Beel, hitting his head on the doorway: ow

MC: (scream)

Cooking for a Glutton

ss  Oh good lord MC, what have you gotten yourself into now?

  You had a huge crush on the Avatar of Gluttony, and it was fairly obvious to everyone but him. You would often go out of your way to “just hang out” with him, you would ask him what he wanted from a vending machine if you were using it, you would even look up the best restaurants in Devildom to take him there. Yet this dense boy still thought you were just so incredibly nice. But he’s cute so it’s ok.

 After getting some advice from Asmo on how to make him like you more, you were setting up the kitchen to attempt some Deviled Spider Eggs. (Just look at these if you don’t know what Deviled Eggs are.)This was a delicacy in Devildom, and you were sure Beel was going to love it. The problem was that you had never touched a frying pan in your life, but it can’t be that hard, right?

 Wrong.

 How did you manage to burn the spider eggs? You were supposed to boil them, not fry them. Now you can’t turn them into little boats! Even if you could, how are you supposed to get the yolk out now? You couldn’t save the first batch, but you didn’t have it in you to throw it in the trash. So you just left the fried eggs on a plate on the counter beside you, thinking that maybe you could save them or mix them with something else.

 The next two batches didn’t go so well either. While you did manage to boil the eggs this time, you cut them in half horizontally instead of vertically so they were always falling over and rolling around, getting the goop everywhere on the plate. The third batch wasn’t too bad, except that you had somehow mixed paprika with chili powder, so your taste test almost made you down the entire goat milk carton in the fridge. You were so busy working on your fourth batch of Deviled Spider Eggs that you didn’t even notice the red-haired demon coming up behind you.

 “What are you making, MC?” You nearly jumped high enough to hit the ceiling at those words as you whipped around and saw the huge and curious Beelzebub standing almost right behind you. His purple eyes were darting between the failed batches next to you and your deer-in-headlights expression.

“B-Beel! Hi! What are you doing here?” You managed to say to which he raises an eyebrow.

 “Um, getting food?” Of course he was, he was the Avatar of Gluttony. You internally facepalmed at your previous words and opted to block the sight of your most recent batch of Deviled Spider Eggs with your body. You stood up straighter and hid your hands behind your back, hopefully obscuring your surprise snack for the demon.

He wasn’t even paying attention to your movements, his eyes on your other failed attempts. They were mostly unrecognizable from the picture of the recipe you had seen on Devilgram, so you hoped those batches wouldn’t give away your surprise.

“Can I have those?” He pointed and you nodded. He started wolfing down the failed eggs as you took the distraction as an opportunity to work more on your most recent batch. You were certain this would be the most perfect dish you had ever attempted to make; you had boiled the eggs, you had cut them in half vertically, and you made sure you had used paprika this time. Everything seemed perfect until you noticed that the previous batches had already been devoured and Beel was now watching you sprinkle the paprika on the giant spider eggs. “Are those Deviled Spider Eggs?”

“Umm...yes? I’ve been trying to practice my cooking so I started with these. Were the other ones ok?” You didn’t want him to know your feelings just yet, so you avoided telling him why you had been practicing your cooking.

 “The other ones were nice, but those look perfect!” His eyes only left the food to give you a big smile. You could feel your face heat up as you looked back at the eggs you had spent hours trying to perfect. They certainly looked somewhat close to the ones you had seen on Devilgram, but Beel complimenting them made them seem even better now.

 “Want to help me taste test? I don’t think I can eat all of them on my own.” You offered, to which he nodded excitedly and immediately reached for the nearest delicacy. He popped several in his mouth at a time while you grabbed one and nommed on it. It tasted like one of those Deviled Eggs you had eaten in the human world, with some added unknown flavor from the spider eggs. Needless to say, it tasted amazing. Before you had even eaten three, Beel had finished the other ones with a satisfied grin on his face.

 When you asked if they tasted ok to him, he looked over to you with a big grin on his face and nodded. “Those were amazing. Are you going to practice cooking again soon?”

You laughed at how cute his excited face was and said, “ If it means you’ll help me taste test whatever it is, of course I will!”

Sorry if this was OOC, I’m just practicing.

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The Brothers with an MC who's kind but can be really scary and strong

This is a continuation of a previous ask, but with the other brothers as well. (Mammon and Asmo are in the previous post) Also a small spoiler with Belphie at the end so watch out for that

Lucifer

He was totally misled by your initial kindness

He first discovered your crazy strength when Mammon was arm-wrestling Satan and you asked to join

Of course, they didn't take you seriously and went easy on you, only to result in Mammon being flipped upside down and off his chair from the sheer force of your victory

His pride is a bit hurt bc how the hell did a human like you overpower the second eldest brother so easily???

He's a bit more wary around you now but otherwise treats you just the same

Will tell you off if you fling Diavolo across the room when he asked

Leviathan

He found out during one of your gaming sessions with him

You guys were playing a magic mmo game that basically took VR to a whole new level

And this guy??? Starts trash talking you for no apparent reason???

When you'd finally snapped, you wrestled the dude into a position he couldn't escape from while verbally terrifying both the rude guy and Levi.

Cue the iconic "Woooaaaaaahhhh"

Levi is definitely scared of you now and hides in his room for the next few days until he's certain big bad MC wont come to kill him anytime soon

Once he calms down a bit, he's drowning you with questions and curiosities.

Whenever you guys are playing or watching a martial arts anime, he practically begs you to show it to him

The dude is just fascinated and terrified

Satan

He discovered it when you were out book shopping

Someone had tipped over one of the bookcases, tipping them all over like dominoes

Satan saw this happening with you in one of the aisles that was going to be crushed by book dominoes and was sprinted to you

When you just held up the bookcases collapsing like no problem as you read a book while walking towards him

When you were out of the danger zone, you just straight up dropped the bookcase and let it continue the demolition while still reading that apparently interesting book and walking

Satan looks shocked at worst, but he's internally panicking like

Are humans supposed to be able to do that??? How did you keep so calm despite your almost demise??? No amount of human anatomy encyclopedias could have prepared him for this???

He's definitely intrigued and will ask questions

He's fricking making a journal about your strength right now with little tidbits and notes about what you can do

He's just a very curious boi

Beelzebub

He discovered your strength and intimidation when you guys were at RAD

Some demon had decided that stealing your sandwich would've been a fantastic prank

Honestly, if you hadn't pounced on him right at that moment, Beel would've

Beel just kinda sits there nomming his own sandwich as you proceed to beat the crap out of the other demon as you attempt to regain your sandwich

Once you get it back you just sit back down like nothing had happened

He's Shook

Later he'll be inspecting your arms n stuff asking questions like

"How do such tiny limbs hold so much strength?"

Will definitely ask you to workout with him so he can not only see how you got so strong but also to see your limits

Overall very supportive

Belphegor

He found out when you guys were taking a nap in the lounge

You had woken up only to find that your bracelet had fallen off and rolled under the couch

You then proceeded to lift up the couch like a sack of potatoes and get it back

Belphie woke up on the couch that was not, in fact, on the floor and was much closer to the ceiling than he'd remembered

He looked down to see you holding it up with one hand and retrieving a bracelet with the other

He legit said "I'm too tired for this" and fricking laid down again

He wakes up later to discover that was not a dream and immediately starts planning to use it to his advantage

Whenever someone's getting on his nerves now he just threatens to sic MC on them

Otherwise he doesn't really care

Very perplexed as to why you didnt fight back when he killed you though

Yes, I do requests!

  Obviously, fluff is dominant on this blog, but angst can be requested. NSFW requests are out of the question because I’m uncomfortable with that. Ask box should be open now!

Satan and MC in a car with Satan driving: ....

MC: SATAN YOU NEARLY RAN OVER LUCIFER

Satan: SHIT I MISSED

MC: SATAN NO